Bears: Menace to Mankind

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eumaas wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:Image
This photo still amuses me. The one on the left is the shy one.
They probably have great camping trips.
Pretty sure all their trips are camp.
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matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:Image
This photo still amuses me. The one on the left is the shy one.
You're all like "Those are great bears! I want to meet those bears!"
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cretin wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:Image
This photo still amuses me. The one on the left is the shy one.
You're all like "Those are great bears! I want to meet those bears!"
Hoy's always had a wandering eye. :disshame:
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eumaas wrote:
cretin wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:Image
This photo still amuses me. The one on the left is the shy one.
You're all like "Those are great bears! I want to meet those bears!"
Hoy's always had a piggy little slavic eye. :disshame:
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Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
cretin wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:Image
This photo still amuses me. The one on the left is the shy one.
You're all like "Those are great bears! I want to meet those bears!"
Hoy's always had a piggy little slavic eye. :disshame:
I bet he enjoys polack jelly donuts.

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eumaas wrote:Karl Marx would've hated Hoy.
Yeah, but I bet Bakunin would have been uneasy around you, jeumaas.
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Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:Karl Marx would've hated Hoy.
Yeah, but I bet Bakunin would have been uneasy around you, jeumaas.
In the end he would've recognized my work on economics was more than worthy. :shifty:
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eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
cretin wrote:
matedog wrote: This photo still amuses me. The one on the left is the shy one.
You're all like "Those are great bears! I want to meet those bears!"
Hoy's always had a piggy little slavic eye. :disshame:
I bet he enjoys polack jelly donuts.

Karl Marx would've hated Hoy.
Gross, never liked jelly donuts.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
cretin wrote: You're all like "Those are great bears! I want to meet those bears!"
Hoy's always had a piggy little slavic eye. :disshame:
I bet he enjoys polack jelly donuts.

Karl Marx would've hated Hoy.
Gross, never liked jelly donuts.
No. Never.
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Onward anti-Bear soldiers:
A large male bear was hit and killed by as many as four cars on Highway 82, adjacent to the Cozy Point Ranch near Aspen on the night of April 9, officials confirmed Tuesday.

The bear was reported to Colorado State Patrol officials at approximately 9:30 p.m., by a motorist who told the CSP about hitting the bear.

By the time an official of the Colorado Division of Wildlife could get to the scene of the accident, said Capt. Rich Duran of the CSP, it appeared that at least three other cars had also collided with the carcass as it lay in the road.
http://www.summitdaily.com/article/2010 ... ofile=1055
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Flex wrote:Onward anti-Bear soldiers:
A large male bear was hit and killed by as many as four cars on Highway 82, adjacent to the Cozy Point Ranch near Aspen on the night of April 9, officials confirmed Tuesday.

The bear was reported to Colorado State Patrol officials at approximately 9:30 p.m., by a motorist who told the CSP about hitting the bear.

By the time an official of the Colorado Division of Wildlife could get to the scene of the accident, said Capt. Rich Duran of the CSP, it appeared that at least three other cars had also collided with the carcass as it lay in the road.
http://www.summitdaily.com/article/2010 ... ofile=1055
Those poor cars...
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Coming to this country, expecting us to look after them, Furry Bastards... :angry:

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Reminder: the ungodly killing machines never rest- http://action.afa.net/Blogs/BlogPost.aspx?id=2147495723
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Aw.
I love bears, though they're starting to be a problem around here for some folk.
I've seen only one in the wild, and he didn't want to hang out.

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The Takhtajis, a ghulat Shiite sect related to the Bektashis, forbid their adherents to look at bears, touch bearskins, or even use the word "bear," calling it "big son" instead.
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