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Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:I love Binny's. Great liquor store. Good selection all around, decent prices on the whole ($45.99 for 10-year Laphroiag, Mr. maas), and they often give samples. I had the aforementioned anejo AND tasted 6 different wines while there (about the equivalent of 2 glasses). Ali is actually still a little drunk (but she has a really low tolerance).
I love when you can find a store that has both good selection and good prices. Sorry, got you beat on the Laphroiag 10-year tho Wolter, I picked up a couple bottles for 33 bucks a piece yesterday.
Yeah, but you have to live in the desolate hellhole that is a ski resort in Colorado, whereas I live in the paradise that is Chicago in late October.
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Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:I love Binny's. Great liquor store. Good selection all around, decent prices on the whole ($45.99 for 10-year Laphroiag, Mr. maas), and they often give samples. I had the aforementioned anejo AND tasted 6 different wines while there (about the equivalent of 2 glasses). Ali is actually still a little drunk (but she has a really low tolerance).
I love when you can find a store that has both good selection and good prices. Sorry, got you beat on the Laphroiag 10-year tho Wolter, I picked up a couple bottles for 33 bucks a piece yesterday.
Yeah, but you have to live in the desolate hellhole that is a ski resort in Colorado, whereas I live in the paradise that is Chicago in late October.
Accurate enough.
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Wolter wrote:It's not really a big deal to anyone but me, but I finally found fucking Tennent's Lager again. I know it's pretty much "Scottish Budweiser" but I fucking love the stuff, and for some reason it's as rare as hen's teeth in the States (or at least, the areas of the States that I've been to).
I feel the same way about Caffrey's which I acquired a serious taste for in Australia (Damn you Coor's, I want my Caffrey's back) :naughty:

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For I received from the Lord what I also delivered to you, that the Lord Jesus on the night when he was betrayed took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it, and said, “This is my body which is for you. Do this in remembrance of me.” In the same way also he took the cup, after supper, saying, “This cup is the serum of my blood. Do this, as often as you drink it, in remembrance of me, and the bite of the zombie shall not infect you.” For as often as you eat this bread and drink the cup, you proclaim the Lord's death until he comes.
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This is the razor with no edge.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
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You couldn't pull a wrench with your teeth, Wolter. I showed up to dramaturg, but it was a musical. In the truck, I had heroin and weapons. It was a front.
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IT IS APE LAW
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I am enjoying a glass of my favorite beer right now, Bellhaven Scottish Ale.
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I must have the tolerance level of Wolt's Jewess because I am halfway to hammered after a half a glass. This is my third alcoholic beverage since having Ari...a half a dirti martini on my birthday, a sip of whiskey on our anniversary and this.
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JennyB wrote:I must have the tolerance level of Wolt's Jewess because I am halfway to hammered after a half a glass. This is my third alcoholic beverage since having Ari...a half a dirti martini on my birthday, a sip of whiskey on our anniversary and this.
PARTY TIME!!! WOOOO!!!!! :mrgreen:
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Flex wrote:
JennyB wrote:I must have the tolerance level of Wolt's Jewess because I am halfway to hammered after a half a glass. This is my third alcoholic beverage since having Ari...a half a dirti martini on my birthday, a sip of whiskey on our anniversary and this.
PARTY TIME!!! WOOOO!!!!! :mrgreen:
Yeah -- I'm living life on the edge here. Turned off our porch light at 8:00, gonna go to sleep at 9:00!
Got a Rake? Sure!

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He's rubbing his area all over the record, noooo!!!
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— Morton Feldman

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JennyB wrote:
Flex wrote:
JennyB wrote:I must have the tolerance level of Wolt's Jewess because I am halfway to hammered after a half a glass. This is my third alcoholic beverage since having Ari...a half a dirti martini on my birthday, a sip of whiskey on our anniversary and this.
PARTY TIME!!! WOOOO!!!!! :mrgreen:
Yeah -- I'm living life on the edge here. Turned off our porch light at 8:00, gonna go to sleep at 9:00!
It is 8.13. We have a friend over for supper—two bottles of red down so far—and have had a grand total of four kids trick or treating (last kid: "I took off my mashk becaush it wash hurting my fashe").
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Flex wrote:
JennyB wrote:I must have the tolerance level of Wolt's Jewess because I am halfway to hammered after a half a glass. This is my third alcoholic beverage since having Ari...a half a dirti martini on my birthday, a sip of whiskey on our anniversary and this.
PARTY TIME!!! WOOOO!!!!! :mrgreen:
Yeah -- I'm living life on the edge here. Turned off our porch light at 8:00, gonna go to sleep at 9:00!
It is 8.13. We have a friend over for supper—two bottles of red down so far—and have had a grand total of four kids trick or treating (last kid: "I took off my mashk becaush it wash hurting my fashe").
I FELL ON MY FAAAAAAACE!
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
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eumaas wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Flex wrote:
JennyB wrote:I must have the tolerance level of Wolt's Jewess because I am halfway to hammered after a half a glass. This is my third alcoholic beverage since having Ari...a half a dirti martini on my birthday, a sip of whiskey on our anniversary and this.
PARTY TIME!!! WOOOO!!!!! :mrgreen:
Yeah -- I'm living life on the edge here. Turned off our porch light at 8:00, gonna go to sleep at 9:00!
It is 8.13. We have a friend over for supper—two bottles of red down so far—and have had a grand total of four kids trick or treating (last kid: "I took off my mashk becaush it wash hurting my fashe").
I FELL ON MY FAAAAAAACE!
You wouldn't last forty-eight hours in a vertical state.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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