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[Dr. Medulla]

Thanks! Might be a dumb question, but could I put this on my smartphone?

If you've got an app that reads pdf's, yup.

[101Walterton]

Thanks! Might be a dumb question, but could I put this on my smartphone?

Smartphone notsosmart operator

[Heston]

Thanks! Might be a dumb question, but could I put this on my smartphone?

Smartphone notsosmart operator

I'm too lazy to look elsewhere. I trust the boffins on here.

[Dr. Medulla]

Thanks! Might be a dumb question, but could I put this on my smartphone?

Smartphone notsosmart operator

I'm too lazy to look elsewhere. I trust the boffins on here.

Good, good.

[JennyB]

Thanks! Might be a dumb question, but could I put this on my smartphone?

Smartphone notsosmart operator

I'm too lazy to look elsewhere. I trust the boffins on here.

That's all well and good, but there's a virus on there that will make your phone extremely xenophobic and want to slit your throat.

[Silent Majority]

Oh, great, thanks guys! I can honestly say I would never have paid for this book, but I have wanted to read it. Perfect.

[101Walterton]

There was an article on the news last night about Smartphone technology and how it was taking over peoples lives blah blah and that there is now a Smartphone in 50% of New Zealand homes blah blah...
I think what they don't realise is that 1% of those Smartphone users are using it for what it is designed for and 99% are playing Angry Birds.

[Dr. Medulla]

Thanks! Might be a dumb question, but could I put this on my smartphone?

Smartphone notsosmart operator

I'm too lazy to look elsewhere. I trust the boffins on here.

That's all well and good, but there's a virus on there that will make your phone extremely xenophobic and want to slit your throat.

Tis no virus—tis the essence of the book itself.

[Rat Patrol]

Okay, Vinceophiles and Vinceophobes, thanks to Madame du Jortsville we have a pdf of The True and Unbiased Story of Clash II. I OCR'd the text for any scholars of contemporary insanity and drunken bitterness. The size is 60MB for a 150DPI version (the 72DPI version I also made was much smaller (18MB) but got a bit fuzzy to see). Enjoy the love.

http://www.mediafire.com/?cmk49opn9qx707c

Oooooooh, you are gonna get your throat so sued!


Meanwhile, at some Jew lawyer's in West London. . .
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[Inder]

I hadn't picked up either — thanks, guys! This is fantastic:

A beautiful Italian princess suddenly appeared and pushed her model lips against mine. She disappeared. Where did she go? The end.

Edit -- I missed an "it" above.

[Dr. Medulla]

Oooooooh, you are gonna get your throat so sued!

If he wasn't such a lazy, drunk, etc., he'd republish at Lulu either as a POD or ebook. Or Amazon as an ebook. Letting that shit go out of print means you don't give a fuck about selling more copies. Because I would pay $10 for an ebook version.

[Silent Majority]

Gosh, what an ungenerous, bitter man who does have the shell of some talent.

[Dr. Medulla]

Gosh, what an ungenerous, bitter man who does have the shell of some talent.

I'm not ungenerous.

[Flex]

Thanks for the ebook, Doc (and Mrs. B). Skimming through and re-reading some of my favorite passages. I'd forgotten how much I love the totally-not-at-all-made-up conversations Vince "reminisces" about having with Joe. So great.

[Heston]

I like the bit wear he irons some crisp chinos and a white shirt to go mingling at the bar. PUNK ROCK!