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Heston wrote:Thanks! Might be a dumb question, but could I put this on my smartphone?
If you've got an app that reads pdf's, yup.
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Heston wrote:Thanks! Might be a dumb question, but could I put this on my smartphone?
Smartphone notsosmart operator :mrgreen:

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101Walterton wrote:
Heston wrote:Thanks! Might be a dumb question, but could I put this on my smartphone?
Smartphone notsosmart operator :mrgreen:
I'm too lazy to look elsewhere. I trust the boffins on here.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
Heston wrote:Thanks! Might be a dumb question, but could I put this on my smartphone?
Smartphone notsosmart operator :mrgreen:
I'm too lazy to look elsewhere. I trust the boffins on here.
Good, good.
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Heston wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
Heston wrote:Thanks! Might be a dumb question, but could I put this on my smartphone?
Smartphone notsosmart operator :mrgreen:
I'm too lazy to look elsewhere. I trust the boffins on here.
That's all well and good, but there's a virus on there that will make your phone extremely xenophobic and want to slit your throat.
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Oh, great, thanks guys! I can honestly say I would never have paid for this book, but I have wanted to read it. Perfect. :approve:
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There was an article on the news last night about Smartphone technology and how it was taking over peoples lives blah blah and that there is now a Smartphone in 50% of New Zealand homes blah blah...
I think what they don't realise is that 1% of those Smartphone users are using it for what it is designed for and 99% are playing Angry Birds.

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JennyB wrote:
Heston wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
Heston wrote:Thanks! Might be a dumb question, but could I put this on my smartphone?
Smartphone notsosmart operator :mrgreen:
I'm too lazy to look elsewhere. I trust the boffins on here.
That's all well and good, but there's a virus on there that will make your phone extremely xenophobic and want to slit your throat.
Tis no virus—tis the essence of the book itself.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Okay, Vinceophiles and Vinceophobes, thanks to Madame du Jortsville we have a pdf of The True and Unbiased Story of Clash II. I OCR'd the text for any scholars of contemporary insanity and drunken bitterness. The size is 60MB for a 150DPI version (the 72DPI version I also made was much smaller (18MB) but got a bit fuzzy to see). Enjoy the love.

http://www.mediafire.com/?cmk49opn9qx707c
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I hadn't picked up either — thanks, guys! This is fantastic:
A beautiful Italian princess suddenly appeared and pushed her model lips against mine. She disappeared. Where did she go? The end.
Edit -- I missed an "it" above.

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Rat Patrol wrote:Oooooooh, you are gonna get your throat so sued! :naughty:
If he wasn't such a lazy, drunk, etc., he'd republish at Lulu either as a POD or ebook. Or Amazon as an ebook. Letting that shit go out of print means you don't give a fuck about selling more copies. Because I would pay $10 for an ebook version.
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Gosh, what an ungenerous, bitter man who does have the shell of some talent.
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Silent Majority wrote:Gosh, what an ungenerous, bitter man who does have the shell of some talent.
I'm not ungenerous. :shifty:
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Thanks for the ebook, Doc (and Mrs. B). Skimming through and re-reading some of my favorite passages. I'd forgotten how much I love the totally-not-at-all-made-up conversations Vince "reminisces" about having with Joe. So great.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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I like the bit wear he irons some crisp chinos and a white shirt to go mingling at the bar. PUNK ROCK!
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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