Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
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MarkyJacobs
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Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
What? You don't like this? Really?
"Watch TV go goggle-eyed
See a horror movie get petrified
Go dye your hair use peroxide
Smoke a spliff get red eye
Hitler wanted to commit genocide
To the allied powers he notified
Went into Poland, the place he occupied
They all had a war and millions died
Jerry Lee Lewis had a child bride
Only thirteen but he said he's justified
Clint Eastwood starred on RawHide
Now he lives in California off a mountain side
Making love you got to be satisfied
Make a mistake it's got to be rectified
Jesus Christ got crucified
So the Empire Rome could get gratified..."
"Watch TV go goggle-eyed
See a horror movie get petrified
Go dye your hair use peroxide
Smoke a spliff get red eye
Hitler wanted to commit genocide
To the allied powers he notified
Went into Poland, the place he occupied
They all had a war and millions died
Jerry Lee Lewis had a child bride
Only thirteen but he said he's justified
Clint Eastwood starred on RawHide
Now he lives in California off a mountain side
Making love you got to be satisfied
Make a mistake it's got to be rectified
Jesus Christ got crucified
So the Empire Rome could get gratified..."
- Heston
- God of Thunder...and Rock 'n Roll
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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
I like it, I just think it's the least good song on a pretty perfect album. Some of the rap purists on here sneer at Don, but I think his rapping is fine.MarkyJacobs wrote: ↑26 Aug 2018, 9:09amWhat? You don't like this? Really?
"Watch TV go goggle-eyed
See a horror movie get petrified
Go dye your hair use peroxide
Smoke a spliff get red eye
Hitler wanted to commit genocide
To the allied powers he notified
Went into Poland, the place he occupied
They all had a war and millions died
Jerry Lee Lewis had a child bride
Only thirteen but he said he's justified
Clint Eastwood starred on RawHide
Now he lives in California off a mountain side
Making love you got to be satisfied
Make a mistake it's got to be rectified
Jesus Christ got crucified
So the Empire Rome could get gratified..."
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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MarkyJacobs
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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
If I had a minute to make someone a BAD fan I would probably use this!
Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
Ah yes, the classic AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA rhyme scheme.
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MarkyJacobs
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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
The classic being good enough to make it work.
Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
hear the kettle going fnide-fnide
read gary larson's far side
wash your mouth fluoride
floss your gums inside
disco bomb take a ride
nuclear war denied
roy orbison sun shy
wears big shades and turpentine
kids today scarf tide
1-20 off the schneid
wife and postman i cried
urban beats so kawaii
piers morgan said "i want to die"
read gary larson's far side
wash your mouth fluoride
floss your gums inside
disco bomb take a ride
nuclear war denied
roy orbison sun shy
wears big shades and turpentine
kids today scarf tide
1-20 off the schneid
wife and postman i cried
urban beats so kawaii
piers morgan said "i want to die"
- Dr. Medulla
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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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MarkyJacobs
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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
Inder wrote: ↑26 Aug 2018, 1:53pmhear the kettle going fnide-fnide
read gary larson's far side
wash your mouth fluoride
floss your gums inside
disco bomb take a ride
nuclear war denied
roy orbison sun shy
wears big shades and turpentine
kids today scarf tide
1-20 off the schneid
wife and postman i cried
urban beats so kawaii
piers morgan said "i want to die"
There you go. You failed miserably.
Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
Au contraire.
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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
You remain uncontaminated by joy and humour, our lemon-faced pole star.MarkyJacobs wrote: ↑26 Aug 2018, 2:42pmInder wrote: ↑26 Aug 2018, 1:53pmhear the kettle going fnide-fnide
read gary larson's far side
wash your mouth fluoride
floss your gums inside
disco bomb take a ride
nuclear war denied
roy orbison sun shy
wears big shades and turpentine
kids today scarf tide
1-20 off the schneid
wife and postman i cried
urban beats so kawaii
piers morgan said "i want to die"
There you go. You failed miserably.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
your jackets are overpriced
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
dehydration lower east side
otto von bismarck gillette fusion proglide
see his brain in formaldehyde
at the berlin zoo where raccoons eat pie
donald drumpf likes to lie
watches 2008 youtube epic mealtime
i read a history book and can supply
endless raps about idi and i
his trusted physician was james mcavoy
in a picture edited by jennifer wright——[record scratch]
my name is marky jacobs and i'm here to say
i sling rhymes like this in a socially-conscious way
if you poke gentle fun at the things i like
i'll get really mad about it
no really, i'll tell you off and i'm not even joking
guys, knock it off
seriously
this isn't funny
mick? mick? don?
GUYS
ok, fine, i don't really care
haha, see? i'm laughing
...
...
mick?
otto von bismarck gillette fusion proglide
see his brain in formaldehyde
at the berlin zoo where raccoons eat pie
donald drumpf likes to lie
watches 2008 youtube epic mealtime
i read a history book and can supply
endless raps about idi and i
his trusted physician was james mcavoy
in a picture edited by jennifer wright——[record scratch]
my name is marky jacobs and i'm here to say
i sling rhymes like this in a socially-conscious way
if you poke gentle fun at the things i like
i'll get really mad about it
no really, i'll tell you off and i'm not even joking
guys, knock it off
seriously
this isn't funny
mick? mick? don?
GUYS
ok, fine, i don't really care
haha, see? i'm laughing
...
...
mick?
- Wolter
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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
It’s pretty terrible, tbh. Inoffensive. But terrible.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
Fast forward to 3:35 or so.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...
is this rap from Hamilton
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy