A Short Essay

[Flex]

A Short Essay on Give 'Em Enough Rope

by Flex Flexerson

I. Introduction/Statement of Purpose

In this paper, I will prove GEER is the best Clash album.

II. Body/Evidence

Give 'Em Enough Rope is the best Clash album because all the songs are perfect. By the transitive properties, GEER is thus a perfect album. All other Clash albums* have deficiencies of various seriousness. The only thing that might be better than GEER** is battle dolphin - and that's not a Clash album.

[To prove this, I got the opinion of noted GEER expert eumaas, who said, "The power of semen is astonishing."]

III. Conclusion

GEER is the best. Better than London Calling, self titled, Sandinista, Combat Rock, Cut the Crap, or (Super) Black Market Clash.


The End.


*CoL is an EP
**More tests need to be done

Revision I: It has come to my attention, that I failed to quote a primary source on the issue. Problem solved. Additions appear in [...]

[Dr. Medulla]

Rebuttal via Gramscian hegemonic theory: Fuck you, you're wrong.

[Flex]

Rebuttal via Gramscian hegemonic theory: Fuck you, you're wrong.

Allow me to retort in poster form:

[Dr. Medulla]

Parry and thrust.

[Marky Dread]

Cheapskates perfect FUCK OFF your honour.

[matedog]

If I was your teacher/prof, I'd have to heavily deduct points for egregious inaccuracies.

[eumaas]

If I was your teacher/prof, I'd have to heavily deduct points for egregious inaccuracies.

Looks like somebody doesn't believe in the power of semen.

[Still216]

A Short Essay on Give 'Em Enough Rope

Give 'Em Enough Rope is the best Clash album because all the songs are perfect. By the transitive properties, GEER is thus a perfect album.

This is a rarity - one of the only arguments in classical logic where even defensible attacks on the premise do nothing to disturb the concrete truth of the conclusion. WORD.

[nsc]

they could have made a decent 45 out of it. there's more filler on it than sandinista.

[eumaas]

they could have made a decent 45 out of it. there's more filler on it than sandinista.

No Scots allowed.

[tepista]

A Short Essay on Give 'Em Enough Rope

by Flex Flexerson

I swear by almighty god
that this essay is the truth
and nothing but
the truth

[tepista]

Cheapskates perfect FUCK OFF your honour.

GEER is so awesome, that by the time Cheapskates comes on, my head has already exploded.

[eumaas]

Cheapskates is a great song.

I like it better than Death or Glory.

[Jimmy Jazz]

The guitar solo in Cheapskates makes up for the rest of the song lacking something.

[eumaas]

The guitar solo in Cheapskates makes up for the rest of the song lacking something.

It lacks nothing, heathen!