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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 8:09am
WestwayKid wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 8:06am
I was asking my girlfriend about fruitarians and she told me to look up this group:

https://nypost.com/2017/06/15/breathari ... d-of-food/

Oh boy...
Someone's lying, whether it's the writer or the subjects of the story …
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/breatharians/
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WestwayKid wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 8:11am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 8:09am
WestwayKid wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 8:06am
I was asking my girlfriend about fruitarians and she told me to look up this group:

https://nypost.com/2017/06/15/breathari ... d-of-food/

Oh boy...
Someone's lying, whether it's the writer or the subjects of the story …
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/breatharians/
On the plus side, we lost some really dumb people who bought into it.
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Silent Majority wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 12:22am
I was chatting to a guy down the pub the other night who told me he aspired to be a fruitarian, eating only fruit and only fruit which has fallen from the tree without human intervention, so as not to harm the plant. I love ethical decisions, but that's a bit ridiculous, in my increasingly grumpy opinion.
Using what method did you murder him?
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JennyB wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 9:14am
Silent Majority wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 12:22am
I was chatting to a guy down the pub the other night who told me he aspired to be a fruitarian, eating only fruit and only fruit which has fallen from the tree without human intervention, so as not to harm the plant. I love ethical decisions, but that's a bit ridiculous, in my increasingly grumpy opinion.
Using what method did you murder him?
He'll die of diabetes or malnutrition in due course.
a lifetime serving one machine
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Silent Majority wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 9:51am
JennyB wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 9:14am
Silent Majority wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 12:22am
I was chatting to a guy down the pub the other night who told me he aspired to be a fruitarian, eating only fruit and only fruit which has fallen from the tree without human intervention, so as not to harm the plant. I love ethical decisions, but that's a bit ridiculous, in my increasingly grumpy opinion.
Using what method did you murder him?
He'll die of diabetes or malnutrition in due course.
There's at least an outside chance he'll shit himself to death.
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I remember a Hare Krishna trying to sell me a cookbook that would cleanse body and soul and all that. The guy's skin was a jaundiced yellow mixed with cremation grey, and his breath was like the air from a tomb. Which did not aid in persuading me of his diet's benefits.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 10:17am
I remember a Hare Krishna trying to sell me a cookbook that would cleanse body and soul and all that. The guy's skin was a jaundiced yellow mixed with cremation grey, and his breath was like the air from a tomb. Which did not aid in persuading me of his diet's benefits.
Ha, ha! A wonderful description!
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Wolter wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 10:06am
Silent Majority wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 9:51am
JennyB wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 9:14am
Silent Majority wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 12:22am
I was chatting to a guy down the pub the other night who told me he aspired to be a fruitarian, eating only fruit and only fruit which has fallen from the tree without human intervention, so as not to harm the plant. I love ethical decisions, but that's a bit ridiculous, in my increasingly grumpy opinion.
Using what method did you murder him?
He'll die of diabetes or malnutrition in due course.
There's at least an outside chance he'll shit himself to death.
I'd think a diet that consists of 100% fruit would most definitely lead to some serious (and probably chronic) diarrhea!
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Wolter wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 10:06am
Silent Majority wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 9:51am
JennyB wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 9:14am
Silent Majority wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 12:22am
I was chatting to a guy down the pub the other night who told me he aspired to be a fruitarian, eating only fruit and only fruit which has fallen from the tree without human intervention, so as not to harm the plant. I love ethical decisions, but that's a bit ridiculous, in my increasingly grumpy opinion.
Using what method did you murder him?
He'll die of diabetes or malnutrition in due course.
There's at least an outside chance he'll shit himself to death.
Like Thomas Jefferson.
a lifetime serving one machine
Is ten times worse than prison


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Silent Majority wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 11:39am
Wolter wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 10:06am
Silent Majority wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 9:51am
JennyB wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 9:14am
Silent Majority wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 12:22am
I was chatting to a guy down the pub the other night who told me he aspired to be a fruitarian, eating only fruit and only fruit which has fallen from the tree without human intervention, so as not to harm the plant. I love ethical decisions, but that's a bit ridiculous, in my increasingly grumpy opinion.
Using what method did you murder him?
He'll die of diabetes or malnutrition in due course.
There's at least an outside chance he'll shit himself to death.
Like Thomas Jefferson.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed with the shit of republican slaveholders.
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Silent Majority wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 11:39am
Wolter wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 10:06am
Silent Majority wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 9:51am
JennyB wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 9:14am
Silent Majority wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 12:22am
I was chatting to a guy down the pub the other night who told me he aspired to be a fruitarian, eating only fruit and only fruit which has fallen from the tree without human intervention, so as not to harm the plant. I love ethical decisions, but that's a bit ridiculous, in my increasingly grumpy opinion.
Using what method did you murder him?
He'll die of diabetes or malnutrition in due course.
There's at least an outside chance he'll shit himself to death.
Like Thomas Jefferson.
http://www.doctorzebra.com/prez/g03.htm
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WestwayKid wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 8:09am
This woman attempted to live on light...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... e-on-light
That was a bright idea.

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101Walterton wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 2:48pm
WestwayKid wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 8:09am
This woman attempted to live on light...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... e-on-light
That was a bright idea.
I wonder if she was/is a fan of Peter Hook and the Light?
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WestwayKid wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 2:55pm
101Walterton wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 2:48pm
WestwayKid wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 8:09am
This woman attempted to live on light...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... e-on-light
That was a bright idea.
I wonder if she was/is a fan of Peter Hook and the Light?
Probably, only if they were produced by Jeff Lynne though.

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101Walterton wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 2:48pm
WestwayKid wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 8:09am
This woman attempted to live on light...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... e-on-light
That was a bright idea.
Personally I think she's a bit dull.
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