If Music Could Talk

JennyB wrote:I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.

Kory wrote:

JennyB wrote:I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.

I'd be surprised if Trump didn't just put his own doctor in that position.

JennyB wrote:

Kory wrote:

JennyB wrote:I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.

I'd be surprised if Trump didn't just put his own doctor in that position.

That crazy looking guy? Yeah, that's a good call.

Spiff wrote:

JennyB wrote:

Kory wrote:

JennyB wrote:I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.

I'd be surprised if Trump didn't just put his own doctor in that position.

That crazy looking guy? Yeah, that's a good call.

He'd fit right in with all the other crazies, of which this one scares me the most:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/fivepoints ... ed-to-know

Meeting with Obama, Trump looked awkward and reticent, his blazer button straining against his gut, his tie snaking under and over his crotch like a long, red tongue. He had no mastery of the moment, no sense of prestige, no long-awaited vindication. Trump looked like he was awkwardly stuck in a waiting room with the president of the United States, dreading the doctor who’d soon be plumbing his asshole for cancer.

But then, the fact that this busted orange mule never knew what he was doing hadn’t slowed him or his ilk down before. Donald Trump is not the anomaly he’s been made out to be — he’s as American as apple pie and measles blankets, the real Jay Gatsby, a bogeyman half Horatio Alger, half Bernie Madoff.

To hear the Clinton loyalists tell it from the artificial moon they live on, orbiting our corporeal reality in a dissociative fugue state, voters in Fond Du Lac and Saginaw and Scranton voted against Clinton only because of a malicious media, James Comey, Benghazi, emails, and Vladimir Putin — and not because, by every metric, they hate her fucking guts and have done so for thirty years.

This is the reality anybody with two volts of brainpower and a Rust Belt address might’ve stumbled across, yet which somehow eluded every major Democrat in an election year.

BostonBeaneater wrote:

BostonBeaneater wrote:What the fuck?

Spiff wrote:

JennyB wrote:

Kory wrote:

JennyB wrote:I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.

I'd be surprised if Trump didn't just put his own doctor in that position.

That crazy looking guy? Yeah, that's a good call.

He'd fit right in with all the other crazies, of which this one scares me the most:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/fivepoints ... ed-to-know