The 2016 US Election Thread

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Re: The 2016 US Election Thread

Post by JennyB » 17 Nov 2016, 11:53am

I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.
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Re: The 2016 US Election Thread

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Re: The 2016 US Election Thread

Post by BostonBeaneater » 17 Nov 2016, 6:58pm

They always make the swastika backwards and crooked. Trump's America.

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Re: The 2016 US Election Thread

Post by Kory » 17 Nov 2016, 7:17pm

JennyB wrote:I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.
I'd be surprised if Trump didn't just put his own doctor in that position.
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: The 2016 US Election Thread

Post by JennyB » 18 Nov 2016, 10:54am

Kory wrote:
JennyB wrote:I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.
I'd be surprised if Trump didn't just put his own doctor in that position.
That crazy looking guy? Yeah, that's a good call.
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Re: The 2016 US Election Thread

Post by Spiff » 18 Nov 2016, 1:46pm

JennyB wrote:
Kory wrote:
JennyB wrote:I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.
I'd be surprised if Trump didn't just put his own doctor in that position.
That crazy looking guy? Yeah, that's a good call.
He'd fit right in with all the other crazies, of which this one scares me the most:

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Re: The 2016 US Election Thread

Post by JennyB » 18 Nov 2016, 3:08pm

Spiff wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Kory wrote:
JennyB wrote:I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.
I'd be surprised if Trump didn't just put his own doctor in that position.
That crazy looking guy? Yeah, that's a good call.
He'd fit right in with all the other crazies, of which this one scares me the most:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/fivepoints ... ed-to-know
They're all scary. An attorney general who would get rid of the voting rights act overseeing civil rights issues. No wonder David Duke came out to praise all of his picks.

Everyone should read Kaleb's new article, BTW. I think it's his best yet: http://www.mtv.com/news/2955920/winter- ... re_twitter
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Re: The 2016 US Election Thread

Post by Inder » 18 Nov 2016, 3:13pm

Bro_Pair hits a goddamn grand slam.
Meeting with Obama, Trump looked awkward and reticent, his blazer button straining against his gut, his tie snaking under and over his crotch like a long, red tongue. He had no mastery of the moment, no sense of prestige, no long-awaited vindication. Trump looked like he was awkwardly stuck in a waiting room with the president of the United States, dreading the doctor who’d soon be plumbing his asshole for cancer.

But then, the fact that this busted orange mule never knew what he was doing hadn’t slowed him or his ilk down before. Donald Trump is not the anomaly he’s been made out to be — he’s as American as apple pie and measles blankets, the real Jay Gatsby, a bogeyman half Horatio Alger, half Bernie Madoff.
To hear the Clinton loyalists tell it from the artificial moon they live on, orbiting our corporeal reality in a dissociative fugue state, voters in Fond Du Lac and Saginaw and Scranton voted against Clinton only because of a malicious media, James Comey, Benghazi, emails, and Vladimir Putin — and not because, by every metric, they hate her fucking guts and have done so for thirty years.

This is the reality anybody with two volts of brainpower and a Rust Belt address might’ve stumbled across, yet which somehow eluded every major Democrat in an election year.

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Re: The 2016 US Election Thread

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Re: The 2016 US Election Thread

Post by BostonBeaneater » 18 Nov 2016, 8:41pm

What the fuck?

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Re: The 2016 US Election Thread

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Re: The 2016 US Election Thread

Post by Kory » 21 Nov 2016, 12:30am

BostonBeaneater wrote:
Kudos to that audience.
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: The 2016 US Election Thread

Post by Kory » 21 Nov 2016, 12:32am

BostonBeaneater wrote:What the fuck?

Seriously, how the hell do you not know how to draw a swastika? I'm as non-racist as anyone here and I still am not stymied by that design. A very telling look inside the brains of these "people."
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
Developers (Developers Developers)
Boogie With Your Children

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Re: The 2016 US Election Thread

Post by Bankrobber » 21 Nov 2016, 10:33am

Spiff wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Kory wrote:
JennyB wrote:I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.
I'd be surprised if Trump didn't just put his own doctor in that position.
That crazy looking guy? Yeah, that's a good call.
He'd fit right in with all the other crazies, of which this one scares me the most:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/fivepoints ... ed-to-know
Flynn and Bannon ate very scary, but the idea of John Bolton as Secretary of State scares the everliving shit out of me. Hopefully that's all just rumors.
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Re: The 2016 US Election Thread

Post by Bankrobber » 21 Nov 2016, 11:32am

http://www.koco.com/article/president-e ... ay/8347402

Trump meeting with OK governor today along with more important people like Rick Perry. Perry is rumored for Secretary of Energy - a post he said he would eliminate during his run. I can only assume my governor is up for the same position. Under her (and her Democratic predecessor, to be fair), Oklahoma has become the most seismically active state in the nation because of waste water injection from oil wells. Also our schools are dying because we have a 2% tax on oil drilling. While TX and other 2000s oil boom states have closer to or above 10%, which have allowed them to weather the crash in oil prices.
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