Scottish independence?

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Re: Scottish independence?

Post by Rat Patrol » 19 Sep 2014, 6:58pm

BTW...I like the idea of so much British flotsam seceding all at once that the Queen's only remaining kingdom is the uninhabited South Sandwich Islands with its automated weather stations, out-of-control invasive rat population, and occasional military incursions by Argentina.

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Re: Scottish independence?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 19 Sep 2014, 7:11pm

Rat Patrol wrote:BTW...I like the idea of so much British flotsam seceding all at once that the Queen's only remaining kingdom is the uninhabited South Sandwich Islands with its automated weather stations, out-of-control invasive rat population, and occasional military incursions by Argentina.
There would be something satisfying in an ironic moral kind of way if Eliz II would hold on to the throne for so damned long only to see the United Kingdom dismantled under her watch. This wouldn't have happened under Prince Tampon!
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Re: Scottish independence?

Post by Wolter » 19 Sep 2014, 9:11pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
101Walterton wrote:England should vote for independence from the UK, now that would fuck them all up.
I'd rather see parts of England seceding wildly from Britain.
"Secession starts in the home"

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Re: Scottish independence?

Post by Rat Patrol » 19 Sep 2014, 9:11pm

I'd like to think this vote would've turned out less divided if only they had some sage advice on what conscience they should vote. . .

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You know, something about how the price of gas affects culturewise. Alas, he forgot his AOL login and he's still leading off with a fax machine scan of that page from Rotten's bio where Rotten says Bernie invented Rotten. Or something.




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Re: Scottish independence?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 19 Sep 2014, 9:25pm

I think he's saying he'd be willing to turn all of Scotland into his Bernie Town School For Street Rebels.™
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Re: Scottish independence?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 20 Sep 2014, 6:38am

Based on the Quebec/Canadian experience, what the UK might be in for:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/scotland-v ... -1.2771767
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Re: Scottish independence?

Post by biopunk » 21 Sep 2014, 2:28pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:Based on the Quebec/Canadian experience, what the UK might be in for:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/scotland-v ... -1.2771767
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