9-11

[JennyB]

Add the digits of 9-11-01 and 3-11-11 (the date of the Japanese earthquake) and you have 12-22-12, the date that the Mayans predict the world will end.

I've rethought the math, and realized you have to include the full years. So the world is safe until at least 4012.

Are you denying the fundamental truth of selective numerology?

No, I'm positing my own scientifically derived faith-based selective numerology as superior.

Heretic. I will enjoy marshmallows cooked on the pyre of your bones.

Mmmmm...marshmallows. I'll bring the graham crackers and hershey bars. The marshmallows must be burnt to a crisp though. Knowing the bones of a true son of Dixie, that shouldn't be a problem.

[Dr. Medulla]

I've rethought the math, and realized you have to include the full years. So the world is safe until at least 4012.

Are you denying the fundamental truth of selective numerology?

No, I'm positing my own scientifically derived faith-based selective numerology as superior.

Heretic. I will enjoy marshmallows cooked on the pyre of your bones.

Mmmmm...marshmallows. I'll bring the graham crackers and hershey bars. The marshmallows must be burnt to a crisp though. Knowing the bones of a true son of Dixie, that shouldn't be a problem.

Au contraire. As a true son of Dixie, he'd be horrified that anything born pure white would end up looking so … so … so nigra. "Ali, fetch mah Sumter gun!"

[Wolter]

Are you denying the fundamental truth of selective numerology?

No, I'm positing my own scientifically derived faith-based selective numerology as superior.

Heretic. I will enjoy marshmallows cooked on the pyre of your bones.

Mmmmm...marshmallows. I'll bring the graham crackers and hershey bars. The marshmallows must be burnt to a crisp though. Knowing the bones of a true son of Dixie, that shouldn't be a problem.

Au contraire. As a true son of Dixie, he'd be horrified that anything born pure white would end up looking so … so … so nigra. "Ali, fetch mah Sumter gun!"

Suh, mah bones are enriched with the finest pork tallow, and will burn pure blue for days.

[Dr. Medulla]

No, I'm positing my own scientifically derived faith-based selective numerology as superior.

Heretic. I will enjoy marshmallows cooked on the pyre of your bones.

Mmmmm...marshmallows. I'll bring the graham crackers and hershey bars. The marshmallows must be burnt to a crisp though. Knowing the bones of a true son of Dixie, that shouldn't be a problem.

Au contraire. As a true son of Dixie, he'd be horrified that anything born pure white would end up looking so … so … so nigra. "Ali, fetch mah Sumter gun!"

Suh, mah bones are enriched with the finest pork tallow, and will burn pure blue for days.

The McRib: It bores right into your bones and stays there with no known half-life.

[Wolter]

Heretic. I will enjoy marshmallows cooked on the pyre of your bones.

Mmmmm...marshmallows. I'll bring the graham crackers and hershey bars. The marshmallows must be burnt to a crisp though. Knowing the bones of a true son of Dixie, that shouldn't be a problem.

Au contraire. As a true son of Dixie, he'd be horrified that anything born pure white would end up looking so … so … so nigra. "Ali, fetch mah Sumter gun!"

Suh, mah bones are enriched with the finest pork tallow, and will burn pure blue for days.

The McRib: It bores right into your bones and stays there with no known half-life.

Enjoy decomposing, sucker. After civilization collapses, my unchanging, pre-embalmed corpse will be worshipped as a GOD for thousands of years.

[Dr. Medulla]

Mmmmm...marshmallows. I'll bring the graham crackers and hershey bars. The marshmallows must be burnt to a crisp though. Knowing the bones of a true son of Dixie, that shouldn't be a problem.

Au contraire. As a true son of Dixie, he'd be horrified that anything born pure white would end up looking so … so … so nigra. "Ali, fetch mah Sumter gun!"

Suh, mah bones are enriched with the finest pork tallow, and will burn pure blue for days.

The McRib: It bores right into your bones and stays there with no known half-life.

Enjoy decomposing, sucker. After civilization collapses, my unchanging, pre-embalmed corpse will be worshipped as a GOD for thousands of years.

Unfortunately, they'll think your name was Hanson.

[Wolter]

Mmmmm...marshmallows. I'll bring the graham crackers and hershey bars. The marshmallows must be burnt to a crisp though. Knowing the bones of a true son of Dixie, that shouldn't be a problem.

Au contraire. As a true son of Dixie, he'd be horrified that anything born pure white would end up looking so … so … so nigra. "Ali, fetch mah Sumter gun!"

Suh, mah bones are enriched with the finest pork tallow, and will burn pure blue for days.

The McRib: It bores right into your bones and stays there with no known half-life.

Enjoy decomposing, sucker. After civilization collapses, my unchanging, pre-embalmed corpse will be worshipped as a GOD for thousands of years.

Unfortunately, they'll think your name was Hanson.[/quote]

[tepista]

[Rat Patrol]

I'd be more worried about Fundiestan's nuclear weapons program were it not for the fact that their intelligent designers still believe the atomic nucleus revolves around Kansas.

[JennyB]

Quran Flag is the name of my new band.

[Wolter]

Quran Flag is the name of my new band.

That's disrespectful to all that suffered through this tragedy. By which I mean CTC.

[tepista]

Quran Flag is the name of my new band.

How about you and I make a band together called Quran Quran and we can sing Hungry Like the Camel, Hold Back the Oil, Heavily Dressed Girls on Film, Is There Something I Should Know (about harboring Al-Qaeda leaders)

[JennyB]

Quran Flag is the name of my new band.

How about you and I make a band together called Quran Quran and we can sing Hungry Like the Camel, Hold Back the Oil, Heavily Dressed Girls on Film, Is There Something I Should Know (about harboring Al-Qaeda leaders)

Yes! And, um, Save a Prayer.

[Dr. Medulla]

A transmission from the bunker …

[Dr. Medulla]

The stars and bars is the cherry on top of the dumb-ass sundae.