JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

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Dr. Medulla wrote:Damn. :scared:
Yeah, I'm pretty impressed with how many Canada stereotypes I fit into that single post too.
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Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Damn. :scared:
Yeah, I'm pretty impressed with how many Canada stereotypes I fit into that single post too.
Stereotypes?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Stereotypes?
"Stereotypes" means "the way things really are" right?
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Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Stereotypes?
"Stereotypes" means "the way things really are" right?
Okay, yeah, stereotypes. I didn't know whether Colorandroids have a different lingo.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:That joke will prevent me from getting my history degree if it ever gets out.
I've already mailed a screencap to:

Canada University of Hockey
c/o Whoever is in charge of H. Worm
Some Polar Bear Den or Whatever, Fordronto CRACKCRACK-CRACK
America's Hat

I assume your postal service, which is just mounties going around and handing out letters, will receive the letter since I shoved it off in a canoe earlier today.
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So the magic bullet deflected 6 times off the defenseman's skate, eh?

Fuckin' Sawchuck.

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I laughed, but it could have been sharper.
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tepista wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:MLK's later years, campaigning for fairer parking tariffs, and organising Wal-Mart boycotts, would have been his She's The Boss.
And when he recreated his "Dream" speech for a local mattress store commercial.
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It took fifty years, but they finally got him: http://news.yahoo.com/james-tague-key-j ... 58762.html
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Nazis! I knews it was Nazis all along! Damn you, Hitler!
https://montrealgazette.com/news/world/ ... fb9f099c70
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https://www.politico.com/news/2021/10/2 ... rds-517049

I'd bet Olaf's considerable holdings in Bavarian Raccoon Intl that there's nothing of value in those records. It's just reflexive government secrecy.
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Somehow I wasn't aware that Oliver Stone, when he's not palling around with and carrying water for Putin, made another JFK film a couple years ago. JFK Revisited is a documentary that goes over developments since his film from '91. Watched it this morning. Like the movie, I'm more impressed by the oddities or weaknesses with the Warren Commission's investigation and conclusions than Stone's own grand CIA/FBI/Mafia/Vietnam theory. I don't think the documentary will alter anyone's position from that going in: the firm massive conspiracy people will feel validated, the Stone's-a-loon people will remain sure of that, and those who are skeptical of the official truth but not really persuaded by alternate theories (my position) will find enough there to stay there.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 May 2023, 9:03am
Somehow I wasn't aware that Oliver Stone, when he's not palling around with and carrying water for Putin, made another JFK film a couple years ago. JFK Revisited is a documentary that goes over developments since his film from '91. Watched it this morning. Like the movie, I'm more impressed by the oddities or weaknesses with the Warren Commission's investigation and conclusions than Stone's own grand CIA/FBI/Mafia/Vietnam theory. I don't think the documentary will alter anyone's position from that going in: the firm massive conspiracy people will feel validated, the Stone's-a-loon people will remain sure of that, and those who are skeptical of the official truth but not really persuaded by alternate theories (my position) will find enough there to stay there.
Didnt know about this.

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