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JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 1:06pm
by Rat Patrol
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It was all lip synching and the CIA paid off the Grammy committee to look the other way. :shifty:

Re: JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 1:08pm
by Rat Patrol
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Zombie Joseph P. Kennedy has gotten a cut of the profits from every fourth People magazine cover since 1966. :shifty: ²

Re: JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 1:11pm
by Rat Patrol
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In exchange for handing over the Doomsday Device, Castro got the body stuffed and put in his cigar parlor. Ask Kissinger...he's seen it. :shifty: ³

Re: JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 1:12pm
by Dr. Medulla
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Re: JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 1:12pm
by Rat Patrol
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ALIENS. :ugeek:

Re: JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 1:20pm
by Rat Patrol
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Reality TV producers are kicking themselves at the genre being invented 12 years too late to catch the capers of the original domesticated Odd Couple, JFK and Hitler, at their Argentinian bungalow. :shifty:

Re: JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 3:57pm
by Heston
I've been right into the whole JFK thing after reading Stephen King's 11.22.63, and have been watching all the documentaries on the telly this week. Any theories on what really happened anyone? Definite hit from the following car for me.

Re: JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 4:03pm
by Silent Majority
You know, it's funny. I'm fascinated by the entire Kennedy dynasty, going back to when they farmed potatoes in the old country, but i've never looked into the assassination with any kind of detail. I've got zero non-Oswald theories. I'm pretty Occam's razor on stuff like this, though.

Re: JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 4:09pm
by matedog
Doc, a generally level headed and reasonable guy, I believe has some suspicions about it. I'd like to hear his input.

Re: JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 4:12pm
by Dr. Medulla
Silent Majority wrote:You know, it's funny. I'm fascinated by the entire Kennedy dynasty, going back to when they farmed potatoes in the old country, but i've never looked into the assassination with any kind of detail. I've got zero non-Oswald theories. I'm pretty Occam's razor on stuff like this, though.
I haven't read a whole lot of assassination books, but was impressed by this one:
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I'm pretty much convinced that it was a conspiracy, tho I'm not especially persuaded by any of the explanations of who ordered the hit. However, the Warren Commission explanation is laughably bad, and LHO's biography was extremely weird. Furthermore, Sen. Richard Russell, who was on the Commission, later said that he thought it was a conspiracy, as did LBJ and, rumour has it, RFK. But one can understand why they wanted the matter settled—what if the evidence led to the Soviet Union or Cuba? Doesn't that demand a military retaliation, and that is unthinkable. The cover-up at the time doesn't have to be sinister.

Also, if you've never seen Stone's movie, it's an amazing piece of work. One doesn't have to buy his explanation to appreciate the quality of the film as a constructed text. He also does well to expose the absurdity of the Warren Commission. But his LBJ-Vietnam-generals theory doesn't persuade me.

Re: JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 4:13pm
by Dr. Medulla
matedog wrote:Doc, a generally level headed and reasonable guy, I believe has some suspicions about it. I'd like to hear his input.
I can add more later this evening, but I'm not as well versed in the conspiracies as you might think.

Re: JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 4:18pm
by tepista
matedog wrote:Doc, a generally level headed and reasonable guy,
You forgot "jerk" :shifty:

Re: JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 4:26pm
by Flex
It was aliens.

Re: JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 4:53pm
by Wolter
Flex wrote:It was aliens.
Sure, distract us from focusing on the robots.

Re: JFK Assassaversary Conspiracy Extravaganza

Posted: 20 Nov 2013, 5:07pm
by Dr. Medulla
tepista wrote:
matedog wrote:Doc, a generally level headed and reasonable guy,
You forgot "jerk" :shifty:
I'm going home. :cry: