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So who feels man enough to survive 48 hours in an anarchist state? Which I can only assume is what happens when the bears realize there's no park rangers on duty this week and power is theirs for the usurping. :|

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So does this mean the libertarians are jerking off with delight or stockpiling ammo because the parasites will be rampaging instead of looking for a job?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:So does this mean the libertarians are jerking off with delight or stockpiling ammo because the parasites will be rampaging instead of looking for a job?
In my revisionist-romantic memory of the last shutdown in '96...yes, yes, and YES.*


*your recollections may vary by overactivity of imagination.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:So does this mean the libertarians are jerking off with delight or stockpiling ammo because the parasites will be rampaging instead of looking for a job?
Can't it be both?

I'm assuming it will be both.
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JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:So does this mean the libertarians are jerking off with delight or stockpiling ammo because the parasites will be rampaging instead of looking for a job?
Can't it be both?

I'm assuming it will be both.
And Freemasons. It hasn't even started yet and the Beaneater mob's already made its choice: http://www.universalhub.com/2013/masoni ... ire-quincy. :shifty:

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JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:So does this mean the libertarians are jerking off with delight or stockpiling ammo because the parasites will be rampaging instead of looking for a job?
Can't it be both?

I'm assuming it will be both.
True. But will the jerking off be for reasons other than stockpiling ammo, as per usual?

So does Boner end up losing the Speaker's job if there's a shutdown and the public blames the GOP? I would assume that if it turns out a disastrous move, someone's gotta fall and isn't he the likely scapegoat?
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So do we get to mint our own currency now or what?

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As I said on twitter, now that we have a shitty centrist president and an irrational republican congress that hates him despite his legislation mostly being in line with their corporatist goals, all of which is leading to a pointless shutdown, all of you 90s kids can finally relieve your stupid childhoods.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:So does this mean the libertarians are jerking off with delight or stockpiling ammo because the parasites will be rampaging instead of looking for a job?
Can't it be both?

I'm assuming it will be both.
True. But will the jerking off be for reasons other than stockpiling ammo, as per usual?

So does Boner end up losing the Speaker's job if there's a shutdown and the public blames the GOP? I would assume that if it turns out a disastrous move, someone's gotta fall and isn't he the likely scapegoat?
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Well, this is convenient- liberals were starting to become seriously disenchanted with Obama (especially after his imperialist sabre-rattling at the UN) so right on schedule the Republican bogeymen come out of the toy box. What an amazing stroke of luck.

No, there's nothing contrived or conspiratorial about American politics. There really is a "right" and a "left" in Washington, who are actually at odds with each other.

And The Clash were street fighting rock and roll rebels who never compromised their principles.

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Well, everybody knows the best way to execute a perfectly cunning conspiracy is while shammered: http://www.salon.com/2013/10/01/grayson ... n_the_job/


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Rat Patrol wrote:Well, everybody knows the best way to execute a perfectly cunning conspiracy is while shammered: http://www.salon.com/2013/10/01/grayson ... n_the_job/


Stupid or evil: always bet on stupid. Always.
Even Grayson can't settle on an explanation: is it Republican "anarchism" (*snort*) or making decisions while drunk?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Well, everybody knows the best way to execute a perfectly cunning conspiracy is while shammered: http://www.salon.com/2013/10/01/grayson ... n_the_job/


Stupid or evil: always bet on stupid. Always.
Even Grayson can't settle on an explanation: is it Republican "anarchism" (*snort*) or making decisions while drunk?
Look...if there is one thing 4 years of college taught me, it's that there is nothing more anarchistic than public urination. You gotta think like you're on your fourth tequila flight to picture the real beauty of the strategery at work here.

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They're getting drunk because they know it's all a sham.

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