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Gubmint Shartdown

Post by Rat Patrol » 30 Sep 2013, 4:58pm

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So who feels man enough to survive 48 hours in an anarchist state? Which I can only assume is what happens when the bears realize there's no park rangers on duty this week and power is theirs for the usurping. :|
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Re: Gubmint Shartdown

Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Sep 2013, 5:00pm

So does this mean the libertarians are jerking off with delight or stockpiling ammo because the parasites will be rampaging instead of looking for a job?
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Re: Gubmint Shartdown

Post by Rat Patrol » 30 Sep 2013, 5:03pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:So does this mean the libertarians are jerking off with delight or stockpiling ammo because the parasites will be rampaging instead of looking for a job?
In my revisionist-romantic memory of the last shutdown in '96...yes, yes, and YES.*


*your recollections may vary by overactivity of imagination.
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Post by tepista » 30 Sep 2013, 5:59pm

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Re: Gubmint Shartdown

Post by JennyB » 30 Sep 2013, 6:08pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:So does this mean the libertarians are jerking off with delight or stockpiling ammo because the parasites will be rampaging instead of looking for a job?
Can't it be both?

I'm assuming it will be both.
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Re: Gubmint Shartdown

Post by Rat Patrol » 30 Sep 2013, 6:16pm

JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:So does this mean the libertarians are jerking off with delight or stockpiling ammo because the parasites will be rampaging instead of looking for a job?
Can't it be both?

I'm assuming it will be both.
And Freemasons. It hasn't even started yet and the Beaneater mob's already made its choice: http://www.universalhub.com/2013/masoni ... ire-quincy. :shifty:
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Re: Gubmint Shartdown

Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Sep 2013, 6:25pm

JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:So does this mean the libertarians are jerking off with delight or stockpiling ammo because the parasites will be rampaging instead of looking for a job?
Can't it be both?

I'm assuming it will be both.
True. But will the jerking off be for reasons other than stockpiling ammo, as per usual?

So does Boner end up losing the Speaker's job if there's a shutdown and the public blames the GOP? I would assume that if it turns out a disastrous move, someone's gotta fall and isn't he the likely scapegoat?
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Re: Gubmint Shartdown

Post by Rat Patrol » 30 Sep 2013, 11:03pm

So do we get to mint our own currency now or what?
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Re: Gubmint Shartdown

Post by Wolter » 01 Oct 2013, 12:28am

As I said on twitter, now that we have a shitty centrist president and an irrational republican congress that hates him despite his legislation mostly being in line with their corporatist goals, all of which is leading to a pointless shutdown, all of you 90s kids can finally relieve your stupid childhoods.
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Re: Gubmint Shartdown

Post by biopunk » 01 Oct 2013, 1:53am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:So does this mean the libertarians are jerking off with delight or stockpiling ammo because the parasites will be rampaging instead of looking for a job?
Can't it be both?

I'm assuming it will be both.
True. But will the jerking off be for reasons other than stockpiling ammo, as per usual?

So does Boner end up losing the Speaker's job if there's a shutdown and the public blames the GOP? I would assume that if it turns out a disastrous move, someone's gotta fall and isn't he the likely scapegoat?
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Re: Gubmint Shartdown

Post by IkarisOne » 01 Oct 2013, 8:56pm

Well, this is convenient- liberals were starting to become seriously disenchanted with Obama (especially after his imperialist sabre-rattling at the UN) so right on schedule the Republican bogeymen come out of the toy box. What an amazing stroke of luck.

No, there's nothing contrived or conspiratorial about American politics. There really is a "right" and a "left" in Washington, who are actually at odds with each other.

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Re: Gubmint Shartdown

Post by Rat Patrol » 01 Oct 2013, 9:49pm

Well, everybody knows the best way to execute a perfectly cunning conspiracy is while shammered: http://www.salon.com/2013/10/01/grayson ... n_the_job/


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Re: Gubmint Shartdown

Post by Dr. Medulla » 01 Oct 2013, 9:52pm

Rat Patrol wrote:Well, everybody knows the best way to execute a perfectly cunning conspiracy is while shammered: http://www.salon.com/2013/10/01/grayson ... n_the_job/


Stupid or evil: always bet on stupid. Always.
Even Grayson can't settle on an explanation: is it Republican "anarchism" (*snort*) or making decisions while drunk?
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Re: Gubmint Shartdown

Post by Rat Patrol » 01 Oct 2013, 10:01pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Well, everybody knows the best way to execute a perfectly cunning conspiracy is while shammered: http://www.salon.com/2013/10/01/grayson ... n_the_job/


Stupid or evil: always bet on stupid. Always.
Even Grayson can't settle on an explanation: is it Republican "anarchism" (*snort*) or making decisions while drunk?
Look...if there is one thing 4 years of college taught me, it's that there is nothing more anarchistic than public urination. You gotta think like you're on your fourth tequila flight to picture the real beauty of the strategery at work here.
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Re: Gubmint Shartdown

Post by IkarisOne » 01 Oct 2013, 10:23pm

They're getting drunk because they know it's all a sham.

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