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Just called my esteemed Senator Roy Blunt to ask him to support Manchin Toomey (a bipartisan gun violence prevention bill) and his stupid aide hung up on me. Fucking monsters, the lot of them.
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JennyB wrote:Just called my esteemed Senator Roy Blunt to ask him to support Manchin Toomey (a bipartisan gun violence prevention bill) and his stupid aide hung up on me. Fucking monsters, the lot of them.
Oh, if I had a spare afternoon I'd get to the front of the queue of phone-bombing the sons of bitches, over and over.
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Silent Majority wrote:
JennyB wrote:Just called my esteemed Senator Roy Blunt to ask him to support Manchin Toomey (a bipartisan gun violence prevention bill) and his stupid aide hung up on me. Fucking monsters, the lot of them.
Oh, if I had a spare afternoon I'd get to the front of the queue of phone-bombing the sons of bitches, over and over.
If we were organized and (sufficiently) malicious, we'd engage in a campaign that concludes with the aide gunned down by state troopers. Ah, to dream …
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
JennyB wrote:Just called my esteemed Senator Roy Blunt to ask him to support Manchin Toomey (a bipartisan gun violence prevention bill) and his stupid aide hung up on me. Fucking monsters, the lot of them.
Oh, if I had a spare afternoon I'd get to the front of the queue of phone-bombing the sons of bitches, over and over.
If we were organized and (sufficiently) malicious, we'd engage in a campaign that concludes with the aide gunned down by state troopers. Ah, to dream …
We should send them all copies of CTC.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/3 ... 04200.html

The bad-ass Missourians will do the "down low, too slow" variation.
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http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/0 ... -gun-laws/

The Nullies are playing Branson tonight!

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/0 ... -gun-laws/

The Nullies are playing Branson tonight!
They tried this last year and it didn't make it out of committee, but I have a feeling it will this time.

A bill just passed the House mandating a 72-hour waiting period to get an abortion. This state has only one abortion provider, and it's in St. Louis. Not exactly convenient for most of the state. And it's not like this is a decision that people make on a whim. I know that the two-party system is very unpopular around these parts, but until a viable third-party candidate emerges to fight this bullshit, I am voting democrat in state elections.
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Rat Patrol wrote:http://chicagoist.com/2014/02/06/the_ga ... _is_no.php

The locusts are coming.
The Gathering Of The Juggalos Is Now Missouri's Problem
Who can I contact to propose this be Missouri's new state motto?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:http://chicagoist.com/2014/02/06/the_ga ... _is_no.php

The locusts are coming.
The Gathering Of The Juggalos Is Now Missouri's Problem
Who can I contact to propose this be Missouri's new state motto?
Beats that Show Me bullshit.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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More awesomeness from the Show Me state:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/misso ... tification
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Spiff wrote:More awesomeness from the Show Me state:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/misso ... tification
“It’s an absolute infringement on people’s beliefs,” Brattin told the Kansas City Star of requiring schools to teach evolution. “What’s being taught is just as much faith and, you know, just as much pulled out of the air as, say, any religion."
I applaud his admission that religion is completely made up.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Spiff wrote:More awesomeness from the Show Me state:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/misso ... tification
“It’s an absolute infringement on people’s beliefs,” Brattin told the Kansas City Star of requiring schools to teach evolution. “What’s being taught is just as much faith and, you know, just as much pulled out of the air as, say, any religion."
I applaud his admission that religion is completely made up.
I noticed that, too.
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http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/govt ... be635.html

Inciting Jenny is not a good idea, guys. Seriously...you wouldn't want that. X(

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