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Because it's high time we gave Jenny her own thread of home-state humiliation.


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In my mind, Jen was letting loose a blood yodel as was expected of her role as Queen of Moranjortsville. Then she ordered Jack Clark fired from all his jobs.
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Louis was the Patron Saint of Jean Shorts.
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What the fuck did I just watch?

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Like their Morans or not, Jorts are Cool as Folk.
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Sorry I've been away for a couple of days. I've actually been doing actual work at work. Actually.

I don't know what else there is to say. My crazy libertarian friend Brandon keeps defending this because people used to joke around with Bush masks, too. I think this is a little different.

Anyway, I have always thought rodeo clowns were like mimes, but even worse because they taunt animals.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:In my mind, Jen was letting loose a blood yodel as was expected of her role as Queen of Moranjortsville. Then she ordered Jack Clark fired from all his jobs.
In all fairness, Jack Clark is supposed to be a huge asshole.
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JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:In my mind, Jen was letting loose a blood yodel as was expected of her role as Queen of Moranjortsville. Then she ordered Jack Clark fired from all his jobs.
In all fairness, Jack Clark is supposed to be a huge asshole.
Impossible. He played for the Red Sox after his talent had deserted him, for crissakes. :shifty:
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Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:The hits just keep coming!

http://jezebel.com/republican-sues-to-k ... 1148313604
If they could just get women classified as terrorists, it would cut thru so much red tape.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:The hits just keep coming!

http://jezebel.com/republican-sues-to-k ... 1148313604
If they could just get women classified as terrorists, it would cut thru so much red tape.
Don't give them any ideas.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:If they could just get women classified as terrorists, it would cut thru so much red tape.
Well, their vaginas are pretty terrifying for a certain segment of the population...
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Fact: take the national average of the fucked-upedness of any small town coast-to-coast, and you will end up in Missouri.

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And what the fuck is a Spoofhound, anyway?

(This story is absolutely horrifying. No rape culture, you say?)
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