Pick-a-Pope Sweepstakes, sponsored by Charleston Chew™

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I think the time has finally come...
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 29670.html

So...white dicks up means new pope elected and black dicks up means re-vote, correct?
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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 29670.html

So...white dicks up means new pope elected and black dicks up means re-vote, correct?
Wow.

That was the only remotely interesting story regarding this pope election business I've heard.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I really hope that Papal Conclave becomes the new go-to name for gay bars...like the new version of the Manhole or something.
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JennyB wrote:I really hope that Papal Conclave becomes the new go-to name for gay bars...like the new version of the Manhole or something.
Papal conclave could be a meeting of closeted homosexuals who publicly denounce gays. Like CPAC.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:I really hope that Papal Conclave becomes the new go-to name for gay bars...like the new version of the Manhole or something.
Papal conclave could be a meeting of closeted homosexuals who publicly denounce gays. Like CPAC.
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My money's on the old white guy.
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JoseUnidos wrote:My money's on the old white guy.
1500 years is a pretty long streak. Gotta end sooner or later. That's why I'm picking J.J. Walker.
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Black smoke means Black Pope?
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The outcome on Tuesday was expected, since all 115 of the cardinals are theoretically candidates, and the winner must receive two-thirds, or 77, of the votes.
So it's the same as Major League Baseball? We might end up with Pope Frank McCourt.
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tepista wrote:Black smoke means Black Pope?
Pope Luke I
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What would be a better movie for me to make up?

Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot

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Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.
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