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[Dr. Medulla]

For the sequel, how about Popenstein vs Golemite?

Get me my checkbook. I need to produce this.

Like any bank would cash a post-dated cheque for Smarch 34, 5014.

[tepista]

Golemeite, excellent.

[JennyB]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-8- ... ave,31641/

[Dr. Medulla]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-8- ... ave,31641/

X-post with the Simpsons thread:
Boswell: Memo to Goldie Hawn: Cheerleading tryouts were thirty years ago. Let's grow up, shall we?
Bart: He's such a bitch!

[JennyB]

Whoo boy, looks like he's been picked! Let's see, will it be the old white guy who hates women and gays, or the old white guy who hates women and gays?

[Dr. Medulla]

They need a traditionalist who will inspire the Christian princes of Europe to take back the Holy Land. Unfinished business, bitches.

[Dr. Medulla]

[JennyB]

Pope Molestus.

[JennyB]

You guys -- make sure BBE is OK if they pick the black guy. I predict a riot in southie.

[Dr. Medulla]

You guys -- make sure BBE is OK if they pick the black guy. I predict a riot in southie.

Jesus will take care of his people and make sure they pick the right guy.

[JoseUnidos]

So if the new pope comes out and sees his shadow, does it mean six more weeks of winter?

[Silent Majority]

What a miserable looking pedophile.

[Rat Patrol]

So, next Crusade gets waged over the Falklands?

[Rat Patrol]

Pope Frank(furter) is gonna put his evil in you.

[tepista]

Whoo boy, looks like he's been picked! Let's see, will it be the old white guy who hates women and gays, or the old white guy who hates women and gays?

He did name himself Francis