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[tepista]

hmm, popenstein could be the subplot, actually, black pope has to stop him
popenstein's popester throws black pope's bottom bitch in a lake

[Dr. Medulla]

What would be a better movie for me to make up?

Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot

or

Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.

It's a 1a and 1b kinda scenario, but I'll go with Popenstein because I prefer pope monsters rather than popes having a good time.

[tepista]

What would be a better movie for me to make up?

Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot

or

Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.

It's a 1a and 1b kinda scenario, but I'll go with Popenstein because I prefer pope monsters rather than popes having a good time.

right, so the first 1/3 or so of the film is Popemite moving into V City with bitches and slapping around honkeys. That's when Cardinal Whitey makes the Frankenstein plan. Black Pope tries to stop him, but it's too late, Poenstein's Monster is drowning bitches in V-City's black neighborhood.

[Dr. Medulla]

What would be a better movie for me to make up?

Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot

or

Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.

It's a 1a and 1b kinda scenario, but I'll go with Popenstein because I prefer pope monsters rather than popes having a good time.

right, so the first 1/3 or so of the film is Popemite moving into V City with bitches and slapping around honkeys. That's when Cardinal Whitey makes the Frankenstein plan. Black Pope tries to stop him, but it's too late, Poenstein's Monster is drowning bitches in V-City's black neighborhood.

Call Lloyd Kaufman. I think you've got a hit.

[matedog]

All of Popemite's bitches are white nuns, right?

[Dr. Medulla]

All of Popemite's bitches are white nuns, right?

He who fucks white nuns will later become Black Pope.

[tepista]

All of Popemite's bitches are white nuns, right?

He who fucks white nuns will later become Black Pope.

They are now, and yes they do.

[Wolter]

What would be a better movie for me to make up?

Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot

or

Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.

It's a 1a and 1b kinda scenario, but I'll go with Popenstein because I prefer pope monsters rather than popes having a good time.

right, so the first 1/3 or so of the film is Popemite moving into V City with bitches and slapping around honkeys. That's when Cardinal Whitey makes the Frankenstein plan. Black Pope tries to stop him, but it's too late, Poenstein's Monster is drowning bitches in V-City's black neighborhood.

Call Lloyd Kaufman. I think you've got a hit.

This would probably be my favorite movie ever, if only for the character of Cardinal Whitey. Whom I would be more than willing to play.

[Dr. Medulla]

What would be a better movie for me to make up?

Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot

or

Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.

It's a 1a and 1b kinda scenario, but I'll go with Popenstein because I prefer pope monsters rather than popes having a good time.

right, so the first 1/3 or so of the film is Popemite moving into V City with bitches and slapping around honkeys. That's when Cardinal Whitey makes the Frankenstein plan. Black Pope tries to stop him, but it's too late, Poenstein's Monster is drowning bitches in V-City's black neighborhood.

Call Lloyd Kaufman. I think you've got a hit.

This would probably be my favorite movie ever, if only for the character of Cardinal Whitey. Whom I would be more than willing to play.

Is your Cardinal Whitey a genteel but obviously racist Southern white, a white businessman, or a redneck white? Or something else altogether? Also, your profile says you're a dramaturge. Does that mean you can make me an espresso?

[Wolter]

It's a 1a and 1b kinda scenario, but I'll go with Popenstein because I prefer pope monsters rather than popes having a good time.

right, so the first 1/3 or so of the film is Popemite moving into V City with bitches and slapping around honkeys. That's when Cardinal Whitey makes the Frankenstein plan. Black Pope tries to stop him, but it's too late, Poenstein's Monster is drowning bitches in V-City's black neighborhood.

Call Lloyd Kaufman. I think you've got a hit.

This would probably be my favorite movie ever, if only for the character of Cardinal Whitey. Whom I would be more than willing to play.

Is your Cardinal Whitey a genteel but obviously racist Southern white, a white businessman, or a redneck white? Or something else altogether? Also, your profile says you're a dramaturge. Does that mean you can make me an espresso?

I'm thinking more of a Ted Knight uptight guy.

And I'm a dramaturg. I'm trained to stock shelves at Barnes & Noble. For an espresso, you want a musical theatre major.

[tepista]

right, so the first 1/3 or so of the film is Popemite moving into V City with bitches and slapping around honkeys. That's when Cardinal Whitey makes the Frankenstein plan. Black Pope tries to stop him, but it's too late, Poenstein's Monster is drowning bitches in V-City's black neighborhood.

Call Lloyd Kaufman. I think you've got a hit.

This would probably be my favorite movie ever, if only for the character of Cardinal Whitey. Whom I would be more than willing to play.

Is your Cardinal Whitey a genteel but obviously racist Southern white, a white businessman, or a redneck white? Or something else altogether? Also, your profile says you're a dramaturge. Does that mean you can make me an espresso?

I'm thinking more of a Ted Knight uptight guy.

And I'm a dramaturg. I'm trained to stock shelves at Barnes & Noble. For an espresso, you want a musical theatre major.

He can have a host of racist associates, so we can stick every stereotype of a racist we can think of. One of the cardinals can have handlebars and a sleeveless robe. One can dress like Harlan Sanders, and I do like the Ted Knight caddyshack character. He's the main man. Maybe a Dr. Strangelove-type as the mad scientist.

[Dr. Medulla]

right, so the first 1/3 or so of the film is Popemite moving into V City with bitches and slapping around honkeys. That's when Cardinal Whitey makes the Frankenstein plan. Black Pope tries to stop him, but it's too late, Poenstein's Monster is drowning bitches in V-City's black neighborhood.

Call Lloyd Kaufman. I think you've got a hit.

This would probably be my favorite movie ever, if only for the character of Cardinal Whitey. Whom I would be more than willing to play.

Is your Cardinal Whitey a genteel but obviously racist Southern white, a white businessman, or a redneck white? Or something else altogether? Also, your profile says you're a dramaturge. Does that mean you can make me an espresso?

I'm thinking more of a Ted Knight uptight guy.

I just giggled.

And I'm a dramaturg. I'm trained to stock shelves at Barnes & Noble. For an espresso, you want a musical theatre major.

Hmmm, we'll put you on the call back list, but don't tell your six roommates you'll be moving out anytime soon.

[JennyB]

I think Tep's proposal begs the question (ahem), can't it be both?

[JoseUnidos]

For the sequel, how about Popenstein vs Golemite?

[Wolter]

For the sequel, how about Popenstein vs Golemite?

Get me my checkbook. I need to produce this.