Pick-a-Pope Sweepstakes, sponsored by Charleston Chew™
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I think the time has finally come...
You gotta give the people something good to read...
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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"Why would God need a papacy?"Dr. Medulla wrote:
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 29670.html
So...white dicks up means new pope elected and black dicks up means re-vote, correct?
So...white dicks up means new pope elected and black dicks up means re-vote, correct?
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Wow.Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 29670.html
So...white dicks up means new pope elected and black dicks up means re-vote, correct?
That was the only remotely interesting story regarding this pope election business I've heard.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I really hope that Papal Conclave becomes the new go-to name for gay bars...like the new version of the Manhole or something.
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Papal conclave could be a meeting of closeted homosexuals who publicly denounce gays. Like CPAC.JennyB wrote:I really hope that Papal Conclave becomes the new go-to name for gay bars...like the new version of the Manhole or something.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Papal conclave could be a meeting of closeted homosexuals who publicly denounce gays. Like CPAC.JennyB wrote:I really hope that Papal Conclave becomes the new go-to name for gay bars...like the new version of the Manhole or something.
Got a Rake? Sure!
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
- JoseUnidos
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My money's on the old white guy.
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1500 years is a pretty long streak. Gotta end sooner or later. That's why I'm picking J.J. Walker.JoseUnidos wrote:My money's on the old white guy.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Must be bad news—they're furiously burning the evidence.
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Black smoke means Black Pope?
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So it's the same as Major League Baseball? We might end up with Pope Frank McCourt.The outcome on Tuesday was expected, since all 115 of the cardinals are theoretically candidates, and the winner must receive two-thirds, or 77, of the votes.
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Pope Luke Itepista wrote:Black smoke means Black Pope?
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What would be a better movie for me to make up?
Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot
or
Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.
Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot
or
Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak