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JoseUnidos wrote:So if the new pope comes out and sees his shadow, does it mean six more centuries of pedophilia?
Yes.
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He got totally butthurt when Argentina legalized gay marriages and distributed free contraceptives.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

And so thousands of children will die of AIDS each year in Africa (and elsewhere, but mainly in Africa) because this influential religion still holds on to the belief that condoms are sinful.

Grrrrrrrr..... :cry:
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Spiff wrote:He got totally butthurt when Argentina legalized gay marriages.
pun intended?
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Spiff wrote:He got totally butthurt when Argentina legalized gay marriages and distributed free contraceptives.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

And so thousands of children will die of AIDS each year in Africa (and elsewhere, but mainly in Africa) because this influential religion still holds on to the belief that condoms are sinful.

Grrrrrrrr..... :cry:
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Could the Cardinals be any more sanctimonious about their search for a new manager? :rolleyes:

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Great an Argentine Pope,organized by italians,oil prices in the uk dropped 4 pence a litre today,the British army are near the Falklands (1600 tons of em).I blame it all on the USA.
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Great an Argentine Pope,organized by italians,oil prices in the uk dropped 4 pence a litre today,the British army are near the Falklands (1600 tons of em).I blame it all on the USA.
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Spiff wrote:He got totally butthurt when Argentina legalized gay marriages and distributed free contraceptives.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

And so thousands of children will die of AIDS each year in Africa (and elsewhere, but mainly in Africa) because this influential religion still holds on to the belief that condoms are sinful.

Grrrrrrrr..... :cry:
Yep. And children will become orphans because their mother was denied access to an abortion to save her life.
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Well, at least the priests won't try to fuck the AIDS kids, since they can't wear rubbers.
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BREAKING NEWS: Man who reflects official ideology of Catholic Church becomes leader of Catholic Church.
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Flex wrote:BREAKING NEWS: Man who reflects official ideology of Catholic Church becomes leader of Catholic Church.
Have you got a source on that?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:BREAKING NEWS: Man who reflects official ideology of Catholic Church becomes leader of Catholic Church.
Have you got a source on that?
"Anonymous sources confirm"
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Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:BREAKING NEWS: Man who reflects official ideology of Catholic Church becomes leader of Catholic Church.
Have you got a source on that?
"Anonymous sources confirm"
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Mark Gatiss on Twitter pointed out the resemblance to famous British serial killer, Christie of 10 Rillington Place.

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Silent Majority wrote:Mark Gatiss on Twitter pointed out the resemblance to famous British serial killer, Christie of 10 Rillington Place.
I love this church. The last guy looked like Palpatine, this guy like a serial killer. Tell me that a higher power ain't sending warnings.
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