The most important vote you will ever cast...

Politics and other such topical creams.

I'd spend 15 minutes in the coatroom with...

Sarah Palin
6
43%
Cindy Hensley McCain
1
7%
Michelle Obama
5
36%
Jill Biden
2
14%
 
Total votes: 14

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Mimi wrote:I knew a girl who thought that dude was hot. :::shudders::: Other than that one flaw, she was a great person.
But tell me, Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?
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Sarah is clearly the only correct response.

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Inder wrote:Image

?
I hate you for that.
:yuck:

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Dr. Medulla wrote:But tell me, Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?
No, no, no!

The joke goes like this: "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?"
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Spiff wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:But tell me, Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?
No, no, no!

The joke goes like this: "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?"
My defense is that I was lifting the same joke from a Momus lyric ("Lucky Like St. Sebastian") and he used "Tell me , Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?"
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote: I've twice dated redheads and twice I've had fun sex and ended up in a BAAAAAAD relationship.
Being seduced by small sample size is a key symptom of Hoy's Disease.
Hey, it's just this issue. Hoy is still right 30% of the time.
This is a more significant issue than whether you like Nebraska. I'm not a doctor but I'd like to have you admitted for observation.
let me clarify: I will bang redheads until the cows come home, but I think dating them is a bad idea for me.
In defense of Gutter, sex with a fire crotch is probably the last thing I'd do in this life. Considering the whole idea behind sex is reproduction, red headed children are the anti-Bruceling.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
In defense of Gutter, sex with a fire crotch is probably the last thing I'd do in this life. Considering the whole idea behind sex is reproduction, red headed children are the anti-Bruceling.
I'd worship the fire crotch.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
matedog wrote:
In defense of Gutter, sex with a fire crotch is probably the last thing I'd do in this life. Considering the whole idea behind sex is reproduction, red headed children are the anti-Bruceling.
I'd worship the fire crotch.
I had my heart broken pursuing a fire crotch. She was way out of my league, but still … [insert wistful emoticon here]
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
matedog wrote:
In defense of Gutter, sex with a fire crotch is probably the last thing I'd do in this life. Considering the whole idea behind sex is reproduction, red headed children are the anti-Bruceling.
I'd worship the fire crotch.
I had my heart broken pursuing a fire crotch. She was way out of my league, but still … Image

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threecoffins wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
matedog wrote:
In defense of Gutter, sex with a fire crotch is probably the last thing I'd do in this life. Considering the whole idea behind sex is reproduction, red headed children are the anti-Bruceling.
I'd worship the fire crotch.
I had my heart broken pursuing a fire crotch. She was way out of my league, but still … Image
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doesn't Mac have a hot daughter of legal age, if I recall correctly.
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tepista wrote:doesn't Mac have a hot daughter of legal age, if I recall correctly.
Indeed.
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Apparently, this girl thinks she's a monster

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