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I still consider him marrying below what he should if only for her wretched hair.Rat Patrol wrote:Can we re-vote the midget in the primary?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I went with Palin because, as I mentioned in the other thread, she manages to combine five fantasies of mine all at once. Michelle would be okay, but I'm worried she'd tone down her blackness.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Look, I agree with you 100% that redheads are the root of all evil, but they are (from my limited experience) a hell of a lot of fun at first...matedog wrote:I still consider him marrying below what he should if only for her wretched hair.Rat Patrol wrote:Can we re-vote the midget in the primary?
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I'm worried about you, Wolter. You show signs of Hoy's Disease (aka Potsiphilia), and the only know treatment is a tourniquet tied just below the Adam's apple.Wolter wrote:Look, I agree with you 100% that redheads are the root of all evil, but they are (from my limited experience) a hell of a lot of fun at first...matedog wrote:I still consider him marrying below what he should if only for her wretched hair.Rat Patrol wrote:Can we re-vote the midget in the primary?
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I've twice dated redheads and twice I've had fun sex and ended up in a BAAAAAAD relationship.Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm worried about you, Wolter. You show signs of Hoy's Disease (aka Potsiphilia), and the only know treatment is a tourniquet tied just below the Adam's apple.Wolter wrote:Look, I agree with you 100% that redheads are the root of all evil, but they are (from my limited experience) a hell of a lot of fun at first...matedog wrote:I still consider him marrying below what he should if only for her wretched hair.Rat Patrol wrote:Can we re-vote the midget in the primary?
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Being seduced by small sample size is a key symptom of Hoy's Disease.Wolter wrote:I've twice dated redheads and twice I've had fun sex and ended up in a BAAAAAAD relationship.Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm worried about you, Wolter. You show signs of Hoy's Disease (aka Potsiphilia), and the only know treatment is a tourniquet tied just below the Adam's apple.Wolter wrote:Look, I agree with you 100% that redheads are the root of all evil, but they are (from my limited experience) a hell of a lot of fun at first...matedog wrote:I still consider him marrying below what he should if only for her wretched hair.Rat Patrol wrote:Can we re-vote the midget in the primary?
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Hey, it's just this issue. Hoy is still right 30% of the time.Dr. Medulla wrote:Being seduced by small sample size is a key symptom of Hoy's Disease.Wolter wrote:I've twice dated redheads and twice I've had fun sex and ended up in a BAAAAAAD relationship.Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm worried about you, Wolter. You show signs of Hoy's Disease (aka Potsiphilia), and the only know treatment is a tourniquet tied just below the Adam's apple.Wolter wrote:Look, I agree with you 100% that redheads are the root of all evil, but they are (from my limited experience) a hell of a lot of fun at first...matedog wrote: I still consider him marrying below what he should if only for her wretched hair.
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This is a more significant issue than whether you like Nebraska. I'm not a doctor but I'd like to have you admitted for observation.Wolter wrote:Hey, it's just this issue. Hoy is still right 30% of the time.Dr. Medulla wrote:Being seduced by small sample size is a key symptom of Hoy's Disease.Wolter wrote:I've twice dated redheads and twice I've had fun sex and ended up in a BAAAAAAD relationship.Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm worried about you, Wolter. You show signs of Hoy's Disease (aka Potsiphilia), and the only know treatment is a tourniquet tied just below the Adam's apple.Wolter wrote: Look, I agree with you 100% that redheads are the root of all evil, but they are (from my limited experience) a hell of a lot of fun at first...
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let me clarify: I will bang redheads until the cows come home, but I think dating them is a bad idea for me.Dr. Medulla wrote:This is a more significant issue than whether you like Nebraska. I'm not a doctor but I'd like to have you admitted for observation.Wolter wrote:Hey, it's just this issue. Hoy is still right 30% of the time.Dr. Medulla wrote:Being seduced by small sample size is a key symptom of Hoy's Disease.Wolter wrote:I've twice dated redheads and twice I've had fun sex and ended up in a BAAAAAAD relationship.Dr. Medulla wrote: I'm worried about you, Wolter. You show signs of Hoy's Disease (aka Potsiphilia), and the only know treatment is a tourniquet tied just below the Adam's apple.
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Okay, the tests have come back negative for Hoy's Disease. We really should do something about Patient X, tho. At least chop off his nuts so he can't reproduce.Wolter wrote:let me clarify: I will bang redheads until the cows come home, but I think dating them is a bad idea for me.Dr. Medulla wrote:This is a more significant issue than whether you like Nebraska. I'm not a doctor but I'd like to have you admitted for observation.Wolter wrote:Hey, it's just this issue. Hoy is still right 30% of the time.Dr. Medulla wrote:Being seduced by small sample size is a key symptom of Hoy's Disease.Wolter wrote: I've twice dated redheads and twice I've had fun sex and ended up in a BAAAAAAD relationship.
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Thankfully, the cows came home just before that was posted.Inder wrote:
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I just threw up a little in my mouth.Wolter wrote:Thankfully, the cows came home just before that was posted.Inder wrote:
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I knew a girl who thought that dude was hot. :::shudders::: Other than that one flaw, she was a great person.