The most important vote you will ever cast...

Politics and other such topical creams.

I'd spend 15 minutes in the coatroom with...

Sarah Palin
6
43%
Cindy Hensley McCain
1
7%
Michelle Obama
5
36%
Jill Biden
2
14%
 
Total votes: 14

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Re: The most important vote you will ever cast...

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classof77 wrote:I think I gotta vote jailbait sex on this one....
Fixed.

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Rat Patrol wrote:Can we re-vote the midget in the primary?

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I still consider him marrying below what he should if only for her wretched hair.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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I went with Palin because, as I mentioned in the other thread, she manages to combine five fantasies of mine all at once. Michelle would be okay, but I'm worried she'd tone down her blackness.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Can we re-vote the midget in the primary?

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I still consider him marrying below what he should if only for her wretched hair.
Look, I agree with you 100% that redheads are the root of all evil, but they are (from my limited experience) a hell of a lot of fun at first...
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Wolter wrote:
matedog wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Can we re-vote the midget in the primary?

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I still consider him marrying below what he should if only for her wretched hair.
Look, I agree with you 100% that redheads are the root of all evil, but they are (from my limited experience) a hell of a lot of fun at first...
I'm worried about you, Wolter. You show signs of Hoy's Disease (aka Potsiphilia), and the only know treatment is a tourniquet tied just below the Adam's apple.
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Re: The most important vote you will ever cast...

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
matedog wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Can we re-vote the midget in the primary?

Image
I still consider him marrying below what he should if only for her wretched hair.
Look, I agree with you 100% that redheads are the root of all evil, but they are (from my limited experience) a hell of a lot of fun at first...
I'm worried about you, Wolter. You show signs of Hoy's Disease (aka Potsiphilia), and the only know treatment is a tourniquet tied just below the Adam's apple.
I've twice dated redheads and twice I've had fun sex and ended up in a BAAAAAAD relationship.
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
matedog wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Can we re-vote the midget in the primary?

Image
I still consider him marrying below what he should if only for her wretched hair.
Look, I agree with you 100% that redheads are the root of all evil, but they are (from my limited experience) a hell of a lot of fun at first...
I'm worried about you, Wolter. You show signs of Hoy's Disease (aka Potsiphilia), and the only know treatment is a tourniquet tied just below the Adam's apple.
I've twice dated redheads and twice I've had fun sex and ended up in a BAAAAAAD relationship.
Being seduced by small sample size is a key symptom of Hoy's Disease.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
matedog wrote: I still consider him marrying below what he should if only for her wretched hair.
Look, I agree with you 100% that redheads are the root of all evil, but they are (from my limited experience) a hell of a lot of fun at first...
I'm worried about you, Wolter. You show signs of Hoy's Disease (aka Potsiphilia), and the only know treatment is a tourniquet tied just below the Adam's apple.
I've twice dated redheads and twice I've had fun sex and ended up in a BAAAAAAD relationship.
Being seduced by small sample size is a key symptom of Hoy's Disease.
Hey, it's just this issue. Hoy is still right 30% of the time.
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote: Look, I agree with you 100% that redheads are the root of all evil, but they are (from my limited experience) a hell of a lot of fun at first...
I'm worried about you, Wolter. You show signs of Hoy's Disease (aka Potsiphilia), and the only know treatment is a tourniquet tied just below the Adam's apple.
I've twice dated redheads and twice I've had fun sex and ended up in a BAAAAAAD relationship.
Being seduced by small sample size is a key symptom of Hoy's Disease.
Hey, it's just this issue. Hoy is still right 30% of the time.
This is a more significant issue than whether you like Nebraska. I'm not a doctor but I'd like to have you admitted for observation.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: I'm worried about you, Wolter. You show signs of Hoy's Disease (aka Potsiphilia), and the only know treatment is a tourniquet tied just below the Adam's apple.
I've twice dated redheads and twice I've had fun sex and ended up in a BAAAAAAD relationship.
Being seduced by small sample size is a key symptom of Hoy's Disease.
Hey, it's just this issue. Hoy is still right 30% of the time.
This is a more significant issue than whether you like Nebraska. I'm not a doctor but I'd like to have you admitted for observation.
let me clarify: I will bang redheads until the cows come home, but I think dating them is a bad idea for me.
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote: I've twice dated redheads and twice I've had fun sex and ended up in a BAAAAAAD relationship.
Being seduced by small sample size is a key symptom of Hoy's Disease.
Hey, it's just this issue. Hoy is still right 30% of the time.
This is a more significant issue than whether you like Nebraska. I'm not a doctor but I'd like to have you admitted for observation.
let me clarify: I will bang redheads until the cows come home, but I think dating them is a bad idea for me.
Okay, the tests have come back negative for Hoy's Disease. We really should do something about Patient X, tho. At least chop off his nuts so he can't reproduce.
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Inder wrote:Image

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Thankfully, the cows came home just before that was posted. :twitch:
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Wolter wrote:
Inder wrote:Image

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Thankfully, the cows came home just before that was posted. :twitch:
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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I knew a girl who thought that dude was hot. :::shudders::: Other than that one flaw, she was a great person.

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