But tell me, Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?Mimi wrote:I knew a girl who thought that dude was hot. :::shudders::: Other than that one flaw, she was a great person.
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Sarah is clearly the only correct response.
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I hate you for that.Inder wrote:
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No, no, no!Dr. Medulla wrote:But tell me, Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?
The joke goes like this: "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?"
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My defense is that I was lifting the same joke from a Momus lyric ("Lucky Like St. Sebastian") and he used "Tell me , Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?"Spiff wrote:No, no, no!Dr. Medulla wrote:But tell me, Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?
The joke goes like this: "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?"
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In defense of Gutter, sex with a fire crotch is probably the last thing I'd do in this life. Considering the whole idea behind sex is reproduction, red headed children are the anti-Bruceling.Wolter wrote:let me clarify: I will bang redheads until the cows come home, but I think dating them is a bad idea for me.Dr. Medulla wrote:This is a more significant issue than whether you like Nebraska. I'm not a doctor but I'd like to have you admitted for observation.Wolter wrote:Hey, it's just this issue. Hoy is still right 30% of the time.Dr. Medulla wrote:Being seduced by small sample size is a key symptom of Hoy's Disease.Wolter wrote: I've twice dated redheads and twice I've had fun sex and ended up in a BAAAAAAD relationship.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I'd worship the fire crotch.matedog wrote:
In defense of Gutter, sex with a fire crotch is probably the last thing I'd do in this life. Considering the whole idea behind sex is reproduction, red headed children are the anti-Bruceling.
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I had my heart broken pursuing a fire crotch. She was way out of my league, but still … [insert wistful emoticon here]BostonBeaneater wrote:I'd worship the fire crotch.matedog wrote:
In defense of Gutter, sex with a fire crotch is probably the last thing I'd do in this life. Considering the whole idea behind sex is reproduction, red headed children are the anti-Bruceling.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:I had my heart broken pursuing a fire crotch. She was way out of my league, but still …BostonBeaneater wrote:I'd worship the fire crotch.matedog wrote:
In defense of Gutter, sex with a fire crotch is probably the last thing I'd do in this life. Considering the whole idea behind sex is reproduction, red headed children are the anti-Bruceling.
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Thank you. I think.threecoffins wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:I had my heart broken pursuing a fire crotch. She was way out of my league, but still …BostonBeaneater wrote:I'd worship the fire crotch.matedog wrote:
In defense of Gutter, sex with a fire crotch is probably the last thing I'd do in this life. Considering the whole idea behind sex is reproduction, red headed children are the anti-Bruceling.
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doesn't Mac have a hot daughter of legal age, if I recall correctly.
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Indeed.tepista wrote:doesn't Mac have a hot daughter of legal age, if I recall correctly.
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Apparently, this girl thinks she's a monster
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