So, This Petraeus Scandal...

[matedog]

Has it become remotely interesting yet?

[Dr. Medulla]

No.

[Rat Patrol]

That Florida woman once appeared on the Food Network cooking alligator meat in front of a live studio audience. Is that interesting enough to pull one off to?

[matedog]

Even if the ladies involved are babes, it still doesn't interest me since they were banging crotchety old dudes and not young bucks like myself. Hard to relate to.

[Dr. Medulla]

If your weight doesn't reaching triple digits, do you get to call yourself a buck?

[matedog]

If your weight doesn't reaching triple digits, do you get to call yourself a buck?

Thanks to my power bottom routine, I'm at an all time high-164 lbs.

[Rat Patrol]

Even if the ladies involved are babes, it still doesn't interest me since they were banging crotchety old dudes and not young bucks like myself. Hard to relate to.

...as opposed to when gay guys are banging other gay guys, but not straight guys. Then the power bottoming night terrors begin.


THIS IS WHAT HOY THINKS. OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER.

[Dr. Medulla]

If your weight doesn't reaching triple digits, do you get to call yourself a buck?

Thanks to my power bottom routine, I'm at an all time high-164 lbs.

When I lost a ton of weight around 2001, at my lowest I was about 170, and I looked like I'd just gotten out of Dachau. And you're taller than me, right (I'm a 1/4 inch shy of six feet)? Are your bones hollow?

[Chuck Mangione]

So sick of hearing this dude's name in the news.

[Rat Patrol]

This seems like as good a time as any for a SCAT THREAD.

http://zedimi.com/shitting-animals/

[Chuck Mangione]

This seems like as good a time as any for a SCAT THREAD.

http://zedimi.com/shitting-animals/

Scat autotune!
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[matedog]

If your weight doesn't reaching triple digits, do you get to call yourself a buck?

Thanks to my power bottom routine, I'm at an all time high-164 lbs.

When I lost a ton of weight around 2001, at my lowest I was about 170, and I looked like I'd just gotten out of Dachau. And you're taller than me, right (I'm a 1/4 inch shy of six feet)? Are your bones hollow?

When I was 15, I was 6'1", 120 lbs. By end of high school, I was 6'3", 135lbs. Being 165ish is good for me. I'm working hard though to gain weight. It's hard to eat a lot though.

[Dr. Medulla]

If your weight doesn't reaching triple digits, do you get to call yourself a buck?

Thanks to my power bottom routine, I'm at an all time high-164 lbs.

When I lost a ton of weight around 2001, at my lowest I was about 170, and I looked like I'd just gotten out of Dachau. And you're taller than me, right (I'm a 1/4 inch shy of six feet)? Are your bones hollow?

When I was 15, I was 6'1", 120 lbs. By end of high school, I was 6'3", 135lbs. Being 165ish is good for me. I'm working hard though to gain weight. It's hard to eat a lot though.

Fudge and beer?

[tepista]

I was skinny til my mid 30s

[JennyB]

I was skinny til my mid 30s

Same. Made worse by VH Jr.