The Mittens Thread
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We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
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Re: The Mittens Thread
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The "unskewed" polls prove Mittens will win in a landslide: http://www.unskewedpolls.com/unskewed_p ... ent_02.cfm
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Re: The Mittens Thread
We're fucked.
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So, if that doesn't happen, then I think it's safe to say that the ACORN Muslim Brotherhood stole the election.Flex wrote:The "unskewed" polls prove Mittens will win in a landslide: http://www.unskewedpolls.com/unskewed_p ... ent_02.cfm
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WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!Dr. Medulla wrote:So, if that doesn't happen, then I think it's safe to say that the ACORN Muslim Brotherhood stole the election.Flex wrote:The "unskewed" polls prove Mittens will win in a landslide: http://www.unskewedpolls.com/unskewed_p ... ent_02.cfm
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Wow. First time I've heard him speak with any sincerity.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/0 ... 79329.html
...and Doc's butt cheeks deflated two sizes that day. :(
...and Doc's butt cheeks deflated two sizes that day. :(
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Good for ol' Magic Fat Ass.Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/0 ... 79329.html
...and Doc's butt cheeks deflated two sizes that day. :(
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I guess he'll have to fall back on Kelly Clarkson's widening posterior.Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/0 ... 79329.html
...and Doc's butt cheeks deflated two sizes that day. :(
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I'm a southern democrat and a hunter. We're not all backwards assholes.JennyB wrote:Just look at this asshole:
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It's not the hunting, it's the smugness. And the fact that he thinks he's such a big man for shooting and animal that would easily be able to kill him if he hasn't had a gun.modskin wrote:I'm a southern democrat and a hunter. We're not all backwards assholes.JennyB wrote:Just look at this asshole:
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