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The "unskewed" polls prove Mittens will win in a landslide: http://www.unskewedpolls.com/unskewed_p ... ent_02.cfm
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We're fucked.

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Flex wrote:The "unskewed" polls prove Mittens will win in a landslide: http://www.unskewedpolls.com/unskewed_p ... ent_02.cfm
So, if that doesn't happen, then I think it's safe to say that the ACORN Muslim Brotherhood stole the election.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:The "unskewed" polls prove Mittens will win in a landslide: http://www.unskewedpolls.com/unskewed_p ... ent_02.cfm
So, if that doesn't happen, then I think it's safe to say that the ACORN Muslim Brotherhood stole the election.
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Wow. First time I've heard him speak with any sincerity.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/0 ... 79329.html

...and Doc's butt cheeks deflated two sizes that day. :(

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/0 ... 79329.html

...and Doc's butt cheeks deflated two sizes that day. :(
Good for ol' Magic Fat Ass.
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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/0 ... 79329.html

...and Doc's butt cheeks deflated two sizes that day. :(
I guess he'll have to fall back on Kelly Clarkson's widening posterior.
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JennyB wrote:Just look at this asshole:

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I'm a southern democrat and a hunter. We're not all backwards assholes.
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modskin wrote:
JennyB wrote:Just look at this asshole:

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I'm a southern democrat and a hunter. We're not all backwards assholes.
It's not the hunting, it's the smugness. And the fact that he thinks he's such a big man for shooting and animal that would easily be able to kill him if he hasn't had a gun.
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