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Vote Obama!
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/bidens ... pin,29870/Biden's Handlers Suggesting He Forget The Words 'Pink' And 'Stink' Altogether
WILMINGTON, DE—While attempting to prepare the vice president for tomorrow night’s debate against Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), Joe Biden’s staff members reportedly suggested he forget the words “pink” and “stink” altogether before taking the stage. “You know what, given the context of this particular debate and everything, I think maybe it’s best to avoid using the words ‘pink’ or ‘stink’ at all, and certainly never in the same sentence,” longtime Biden adviser Mike Donilon was overheard telling the 69-year-old politician during debate preparations this week, also reminding him to avoid any mention of “muffs,” “tang,” “cooze” and to definitely not do “the shocker” hand gesture while walking to the podium. “This is a very important night for us, Joe, and if you could try to stay on message as much as possible that would be, you know, ideal. Also, don’t do that thing where you smell your finger.” At press time, sources said Biden had assured Donilon he would do his best, but couldn’t guarantee he wouldn’t “pop wood” at some point during the debate.
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Post-debate analysis!
http://www.theonion.com/articles/eloque ... -in,29887/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden- ... uit,29881/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ryan-c ... -fo,29882/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden- ... age,29886/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/securi ... tor,29880/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ryan-h ... bef,29878/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden- ... a-r,29883/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/eloque ... -in,29887/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden- ... uit,29881/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ryan-c ... -fo,29882/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden- ... age,29886/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/securi ... tor,29880/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ryan-h ... bef,29878/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden- ... a-r,29883/
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I hope the Onion keeps doing Biden articles long after Obama's out of office. Those pieces are always so inspired.
Anyway, I'm gonna be serious for a second. This is apolitical, total celebrity gossip shit, but whatever:
Obama was obviously coached by his PR people to say "folks" as often as possible, and it's so stilted that I cringed every time he did it during the debate. It rings remarkably false to the point of being outright patronizing.
Anyway, I'm gonna be serious for a second. This is apolitical, total celebrity gossip shit, but whatever:
Obama was obviously coached by his PR people to say "folks" as often as possible, and it's so stilted that I cringed every time he did it during the debate. It rings remarkably false to the point of being outright patronizing.
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Yeah, he should have said "homeys" instead.Kaleb wrote:I hope the Onion keeps doing Biden articles long after Obama's out of office. Those pieces are always so inspired.
Anyway, I'm gonna be serious for a second. This is apolitical, total celebrity gossip shit, but whatever:
Obama was obviously coached by his PR people to say "folks" as often as possible, and it's so stilted that I cringed every time he did it during the debate. It rings remarkably false to the point of being outright patronizing.
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I was hoping for some actual celebrity gossip, Kaleb. Like who Lohan is endorsing or whatever. You disappoint.Kaleb wrote:I hope the Onion keeps doing Biden articles long after Obama's out of office. Those pieces are always so inspired.
Anyway, I'm gonna be serious for a second. This is apolitical, total celebrity gossip shit, but whatever:
Obama was obviously coached by his PR people to say "folks" as often as possible, and it's so stilted that I cringed every time he did it during the debate. It rings remarkably false to the point of being outright patronizing.
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I saw on the news that Honey Boo Boo endorsed Obama, so there's that.JennyB wrote:I was hoping for some actual celebrity gossip, Kaleb. Like who Lohan is endorsing or whatever. You disappoint.
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Race traitor. /wolterFlex wrote:I saw on the news that Honey Boo Boo endorsed Obama, so there's that.JennyB wrote:I was hoping for some actual celebrity gossip, Kaleb. Like who Lohan is endorsing or whatever. You disappoint.
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How about "people?"Spiff wrote:Yeah, he should have said "homeys" instead.Kaleb wrote:I hope the Onion keeps doing Biden articles long after Obama's out of office. Those pieces are always so inspired.
Anyway, I'm gonna be serious for a second. This is apolitical, total celebrity gossip shit, but whatever:
Obama was obviously coached by his PR people to say "folks" as often as possible, and it's so stilted that I cringed every time he did it during the debate. It rings remarkably false to the point of being outright patronizing.
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How about "earthlings?"Kaleb wrote:How about "people?"Spiff wrote:Yeah, he should have said "homeys" instead.
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"Gang bangers" seemed to work out fine.Flex wrote:How about "earthlings?"Kaleb wrote:How about "people?"Spiff wrote:Yeah, he should have said "homeys" instead.
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