Vote Obama!

[tepista]

excellent

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[Dr. Medulla]

Biden's Handlers Suggesting He Forget The Words 'Pink' And 'Stink' Altogether
WILMINGTON, DE—While attempting to prepare the vice president for tomorrow night’s debate against Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), Joe Biden’s staff members reportedly suggested he forget the words “pink” and “stink” altogether before taking the stage. “You know what, given the context of this particular debate and everything, I think maybe it’s best to avoid using the words ‘pink’ or ‘stink’ at all, and certainly never in the same sentence,” longtime Biden adviser Mike Donilon was overheard telling the 69-year-old politician during debate preparations this week, also reminding him to avoid any mention of “muffs,” “tang,” “cooze” and to definitely not do “the shocker” hand gesture while walking to the podium. “This is a very important night for us, Joe, and if you could try to stay on message as much as possible that would be, you know, ideal. Also, don’t do that thing where you smell your finger.” At press time, sources said Biden had assured Donilon he would do his best, but couldn’t guarantee he wouldn’t “pop wood” at some point during the debate.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bidens ... pin,29870/

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Post-debate analysis!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/eloque ... -in,29887/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden- ... uit,29881/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ryan-c ... -fo,29882/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden- ... age,29886/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/securi ... tor,29880/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ryan-h ... bef,29878/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden- ... a-r,29883/

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...and the cherry on top:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/diamon ... -du,29888/

[CorwoodRep]

I hope the Onion keeps doing Biden articles long after Obama's out of office. Those pieces are always so inspired.

Anyway, I'm gonna be serious for a second. This is apolitical, total celebrity gossip shit, but whatever:

Obama was obviously coached by his PR people to say "folks" as often as possible, and it's so stilted that I cringed every time he did it during the debate. It rings remarkably false to the point of being outright patronizing.

[Spiff]

I hope the Onion keeps doing Biden articles long after Obama's out of office. Those pieces are always so inspired.

Anyway, I'm gonna be serious for a second. This is apolitical, total celebrity gossip shit, but whatever:

Obama was obviously coached by his PR people to say "folks" as often as possible, and it's so stilted that I cringed every time he did it during the debate. It rings remarkably false to the point of being outright patronizing.

Yeah, he should have said "homeys" instead.

[JennyB]

I hope the Onion keeps doing Biden articles long after Obama's out of office. Those pieces are always so inspired.

Anyway, I'm gonna be serious for a second. This is apolitical, total celebrity gossip shit, but whatever:

Obama was obviously coached by his PR people to say "folks" as often as possible, and it's so stilted that I cringed every time he did it during the debate. It rings remarkably false to the point of being outright patronizing.

I was hoping for some actual celebrity gossip, Kaleb. Like who Lohan is endorsing or whatever. You disappoint.

[Flex]

I was hoping for some actual celebrity gossip, Kaleb. Like who Lohan is endorsing or whatever. You disappoint.

I saw on the news that Honey Boo Boo endorsed Obama, so there's that.

[Dr. Medulla]

I was hoping for some actual celebrity gossip, Kaleb. Like who Lohan is endorsing or whatever. You disappoint.

I saw on the news that Honey Boo Boo endorsed Obama, so there's that.

Race traitor. /wolter

[CorwoodRep]

I hope the Onion keeps doing Biden articles long after Obama's out of office. Those pieces are always so inspired.

Anyway, I'm gonna be serious for a second. This is apolitical, total celebrity gossip shit, but whatever:

Obama was obviously coached by his PR people to say "folks" as often as possible, and it's so stilted that I cringed every time he did it during the debate. It rings remarkably false to the point of being outright patronizing.

Yeah, he should have said "homeys" instead.

How about "people?"

[Flex]

Yeah, he should have said "homeys" instead.

How about "people?"

How about "earthlings?"

[CorwoodRep]

There you go again.

[Wolter]

Yeah, he should have said "homeys" instead.

How about "people?"

How about "earthlings?"

"Gang bangers" seemed to work out fine.

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