Michelle Obama

[Wolter]

You ain't foolin' anyone, Mellenkampf!

Jimmy Jazz'd.

Can that be further altered so that we just start calling him John Cougar Meinkampf? The whole "this is our country" takes on a whole new meaning then.

I see no reason why not.

In that vein, there's a long and ultimately uninteresting reason (in the "you had to be there" inside-joke sense) for why I call taking a shit "taking a Melloncamp." But if anyone wants to start doing that as well, you have my blessing.

[Dr. Medulla]

You ain't foolin' anyone, Mellenkampf!

Jimmy Jazz'd.

Can that be further altered so that we just start calling him John Cougar Meinkampf? The whole "this is our country" takes on a whole new meaning then.

I see no reason why not.

In that vein, there's a long and ultimately uninteresting reason (in the "you had to be there" inside-joke sense) for why I call taking a shit "taking a Melloncamp." But if anyone wants to start doing that as well, you have my blessing.

My buddy Shane calls it [in an Elvis voice], "Elvis gotta make a boom-boom." I can't remember how we came up with that, tho.

[Wolter]

You ain't foolin' anyone, Mellenkampf!

Jimmy Jazz'd.

Can that be further altered so that we just start calling him John Cougar Meinkampf? The whole "this is our country" takes on a whole new meaning then.

I see no reason why not.

In that vein, there's a long and ultimately uninteresting reason (in the "you had to be there" inside-joke sense) for why I call taking a shit "taking a Melloncamp." But if anyone wants to start doing that as well, you have my blessing.

My buddy Shane calls it [in an Elvis voice], "Elvis gotta make a boom-boom." I can't remember how we came up with that, tho.

I will say this, mine is a result of an inside joke evolving into another inside joke which then evolved even further into this. Typical of me to note that.

[Dr. Medulla]

Jimmy Jazz'd.

Can that be further altered so that we just start calling him John Cougar Meinkampf? The whole "this is our country" takes on a whole new meaning then.

I see no reason why not.

In that vein, there's a long and ultimately uninteresting reason (in the "you had to be there" inside-joke sense) for why I call taking a shit "taking a Melloncamp." But if anyone wants to start doing that as well, you have my blessing.

My buddy Shane calls it [in an Elvis voice], "Elvis gotta make a boom-boom." I can't remember how we came up with that, tho.

I will say this, mine is a result of an inside joke evolving into another inside joke which then evolved even further into this. Typical of me to note that.

Shane and I had mapped out a themed set of short stories dealing with weird Elvis events, all of which, like you mentioned above, evolved from one joke to the next to the next until only we found it funny. One involved E sending the Memphis Mafia out to kidnap retarded black children and tie them to railroad tracks while he jerked off. Another involved him taking a dump on stage in a crystal bucket while the fans went wild. We still convulse with laughter over the whole thing, but we also realize that if you weren't there to chart the evolution it just doesn't work.

[threecoffins]

Can that be further altered so that we just start calling him John Cougar Meinkampf? The whole "this is our country" takes on a whole new meaning then.

I see no reason why not.

In that vein, there's a long and ultimately uninteresting reason (in the "you had to be there" inside-joke sense) for why I call taking a shit "taking a Melloncamp." But if anyone wants to start doing that as well, you have my blessing.

My buddy Shane calls it [in an Elvis voice], "Elvis gotta make a boom-boom." I can't remember how we came up with that, tho.

I will say this, mine is a result of an inside joke evolving into another inside joke which then evolved even further into this. Typical of me to note that.

Shane and I had mapped out a themed set of short stories dealing with weird Elvis events, all of which, like you mentioned above, evolved from one joke to the next to the next until only we found it funny. One involved E sending the Memphis Mafia out to kidnap retarded black children and tie them to railroad tracks while he jerked off. Another involved him taking a dump on stage in a crystal bucket while the fans went wild. We still convulse with laughter over the whole thing, but we also realize that if you weren't there to chart the evolution it just doesn't work.

That sounds a lot like my friends and I. It's a similarly convoluted path to get to the name of our company She Died Productions.

[Dr. Medulla]

I see no reason why not.

In that vein, there's a long and ultimately uninteresting reason (in the "you had to be there" inside-joke sense) for why I call taking a shit "taking a Melloncamp." But if anyone wants to start doing that as well, you have my blessing.

My buddy Shane calls it [in an Elvis voice], "Elvis gotta make a boom-boom." I can't remember how we came up with that, tho.

I will say this, mine is a result of an inside joke evolving into another inside joke which then evolved even further into this. Typical of me to note that.

Shane and I had mapped out a themed set of short stories dealing with weird Elvis events, all of which, like you mentioned above, evolved from one joke to the next to the next until only we found it funny. One involved E sending the Memphis Mafia out to kidnap retarded black children and tie them to railroad tracks while he jerked off. Another involved him taking a dump on stage in a crystal bucket while the fans went wild. We still convulse with laughter over the whole thing, but we also realize that if you weren't there to chart the evolution it just doesn't work.

That sounds a lot like my friends and I. It's a similarly convoluted path to get to the name of our company She Died Productions.

Shane brother-in-law contributed a poem about retarded black kids based on our premise. I can't find a copy but I'll see if Shane still has it then post it. And then you can all say, "That's not funny."

[threecoffins]

My buddy Shane calls it [in an Elvis voice], "Elvis gotta make a boom-boom." I can't remember how we came up with that, tho.

I will say this, mine is a result of an inside joke evolving into another inside joke which then evolved even further into this. Typical of me to note that.

Shane and I had mapped out a themed set of short stories dealing with weird Elvis events, all of which, like you mentioned above, evolved from one joke to the next to the next until only we found it funny. One involved E sending the Memphis Mafia out to kidnap retarded black children and tie them to railroad tracks while he jerked off. Another involved him taking a dump on stage in a crystal bucket while the fans went wild. We still convulse with laughter over the whole thing, but we also realize that if you weren't there to chart the evolution it just doesn't work.

That sounds a lot like my friends and I. It's a similarly convoluted path to get to the name of our company She Died Productions.

Shane brother-in-law contributed a poem about retarded black kids based on our premise. I can't find a copy but I'll see if Shane still has it then post it. And then you can all say, "That's not funny."

Yeah, we had character called Mr. Basically, who was a fat pedo in a wifebeater with pizza stains on it. There's a specific voice that goes with it, and he started everything with "Aaaaaaah, BASICALLY...". He also got off sexually by lying naked in the road til he got run over, and suffered from masturbatism.

[Wolter]

I will say this, mine is a result of an inside joke evolving into another inside joke which then evolved even further into this. Typical of me to note that.

Shane and I had mapped out a themed set of short stories dealing with weird Elvis events, all of which, like you mentioned above, evolved from one joke to the next to the next until only we found it funny. One involved E sending the Memphis Mafia out to kidnap retarded black children and tie them to railroad tracks while he jerked off. Another involved him taking a dump on stage in a crystal bucket while the fans went wild. We still convulse with laughter over the whole thing, but we also realize that if you weren't there to chart the evolution it just doesn't work.

That sounds a lot like my friends and I. It's a similarly convoluted path to get to the name of our company She Died Productions.

Shane brother-in-law contributed a poem about retarded black kids based on our premise. I can't find a copy but I'll see if Shane still has it then post it. And then you can all say, "That's not funny."

Yeah, we had character called Mr. Basically, who was a fat pedo in a wifebeater with pizza stains on it. There's a specific voice that goes with it, and he started everything with "Aaaaaaah, BASICALLY...". He also got off sexually by lying naked in the road til he got run over, and suffered from masturbatism.

That sounds a lot like the "bar" personae of "Pigg" and "I'm repugnant" that my buddies and I came up with.

[eumaas]

I invented a character with some writers of this fat guy in a van who opens the door to passersby and his pants are off and dick in hand, and he says, "Look what you do to me!"

Followup catchphrases:
"I didn't do this."
"How do I get rid of it?"
"You gotta help me get rid of it, it's your fault."

In a creepy Sals-y voice.

[Dr. Medulla]

I will say this, mine is a result of an inside joke evolving into another inside joke which then evolved even further into this. Typical of me to note that.

Shane and I had mapped out a themed set of short stories dealing with weird Elvis events, all of which, like you mentioned above, evolved from one joke to the next to the next until only we found it funny. One involved E sending the Memphis Mafia out to kidnap retarded black children and tie them to railroad tracks while he jerked off. Another involved him taking a dump on stage in a crystal bucket while the fans went wild. We still convulse with laughter over the whole thing, but we also realize that if you weren't there to chart the evolution it just doesn't work.

That sounds a lot like my friends and I. It's a similarly convoluted path to get to the name of our company She Died Productions.

Shane brother-in-law contributed a poem about retarded black kids based on our premise. I can't find a copy but I'll see if Shane still has it then post it. And then you can all say, "That's not funny."

Yeah, we had character called Mr. Basically, who was a fat pedo in a wifebeater with pizza stains on it. There's a specific voice that goes with it, and he started everything with "Aaaaaaah, BASICALLY...". He also got off sexually by lying naked in the road til he got run over, and suffered from masturbatism.

The voice I'm hearing is Bruce McCulloch's Cabbagehead. Still, that's weird about the common elements—pedophilia, being run over, and masturbation. And Basically rhymes with Presley if you're drunk enough.

[threecoffins]

I will say this, mine is a result of an inside joke evolving into another inside joke which then evolved even further into this. Typical of me to note that.

Shane and I had mapped out a themed set of short stories dealing with weird Elvis events, all of which, like you mentioned above, evolved from one joke to the next to the next until only we found it funny. One involved E sending the Memphis Mafia out to kidnap retarded black children and tie them to railroad tracks while he jerked off. Another involved him taking a dump on stage in a crystal bucket while the fans went wild. We still convulse with laughter over the whole thing, but we also realize that if you weren't there to chart the evolution it just doesn't work.

That sounds a lot like my friends and I. It's a similarly convoluted path to get to the name of our company She Died Productions.

Shane brother-in-law contributed a poem about retarded black kids based on our premise. I can't find a copy but I'll see if Shane still has it then post it. And then you can all say, "That's not funny."

Yeah, we had character called Mr. Basically, who was a fat pedo in a wifebeater with pizza stains on it. There's a specific voice that goes with it, and he started everything with "Aaaaaaah, BASICALLY...". He also got off sexually by lying naked in the road til he got run over, and suffered from masturbatism.

The voice I'm hearing is Bruce McCulloch's Cabbagehead. Still, that's weird about the common elements—pedophilia, being run over, and masturbation. And Basically rhymes with Presley if you're drunk enough.[/quote]


Ha! Yeah, that's so true. I guess those are the main elements of nerdy teenage inside comedy. The voice was more like Matt Foley (motivational speaker) and Peter Griffin, but sloppier in pronunciation than either.

[threecoffins]

I invented a character with some writers of this fat guy in a van who opens the door to passersby and his pants are off and dick in hand, and he says, "Look what you do to me!"

Followup catchphrases:
"I didn't do this."
"How do I get rid of it?"
"You gotta help me get rid of it, it's your fault."

In a creepy Sals-y voice.

Haha! I'm totally there.

[Dr. Medulla]

In a creepy Sals-y voice.

Did you ever post that weird ass video of his you found?

[eumaas]

I invented a character with some writers of this fat guy in a van who opens the door to passersby and his pants are off and dick in hand, and he says, "Look what you do to me!"

Followup catchphrases:
"I didn't do this."
"How do I get rid of it?"
"You gotta help me get rid of it, it's your fault."

In a creepy Sals-y voice.

Haha! I'm totally there.

The said part is that the basic image (naked man, dick in hand, saying "Look what you do to me") came from an actress's experience with a relatively well-known writer I know as well. I told them that gossip and we merged it with an older "guy in the van" idea. It provided hours of amusement at the bar.

EDIT: I should note that she told me this story in confidence, and I used it for humorous purposes. I am truly a douchebag. Or maybe I'm just a writer.

[eumaas]

In a creepy Sals-y voice.

Did you ever post that weird ass video of his you found?

Sal from Futurama--added the s cause that's justs hows yous dos its.