Michelle Obama

[threecoffins]

I invented a character with some writers of this fat guy in a van who opens the door to passersby and his pants are off and dick in hand, and he says, "Look what you do to me!"

Followup catchphrases:
"I didn't do this."
"How do I get rid of it?"
"You gotta help me get rid of it, it's your fault."

In a creepy Sals-y voice.

Haha! I'm totally there.

The said part is that the basic image (naked man, dick in hand, saying "Look what you do to me") came from an actress's experience with a relatively well-known writer I know as well. I told them that gossip and we merged it with an older "guy in the van" idea. It provided hours of amusement at the bar.

It's always vans, isn't it? Never a car.

[Dr. Medulla]

In a creepy Sals-y voice.

Did you ever post that weird ass video of his you found?

Sal from Futurama--added the s cause that's justs hows yous dos its.

Oops. I thought you meant Meat Kid.

[eumaas]

I invented a character with some writers of this fat guy in a van who opens the door to passersby and his pants are off and dick in hand, and he says, "Look what you do to me!"

Followup catchphrases:
"I didn't do this."
"How do I get rid of it?"
"You gotta help me get rid of it, it's your fault."

In a creepy Sals-y voice.

Haha! I'm totally there.

The said part is that the basic image (naked man, dick in hand, saying "Look what you do to me") came from an actress's experience with a relatively well-known writer I know as well. I told them that gossip and we merged it with an older "guy in the van" idea. It provided hours of amusement at the bar.

It's always vans, isn't it? Never a car.

Hey! Hey! Look what you do to me. Look what you do to me. Take care of it for me.

[threecoffins]

I invented a character with some writers of this fat guy in a van who opens the door to passersby and his pants are off and dick in hand, and he says, "Look what you do to me!"

Followup catchphrases:
"I didn't do this."
"How do I get rid of it?"
"You gotta help me get rid of it, it's your fault."

In a creepy Sals-y voice.

Haha! I'm totally there.

The said part is that the basic image (naked man, dick in hand, saying "Look what you do to me") came from an actress's experience with a relatively well-known writer I know as well. I told them that gossip and we merged it with an older "guy in the van" idea. It provided hours of amusement at the bar.

It's always vans, isn't it? Never a car.

Hey! Hey! Look what you do to me. Look what you do to me. Take care of it for me.

We also had a boneless guy who lived in a Mason jar called Cobra Commander. That's about it for that one.

[eumaas]

Haha! I'm totally there.

The said part is that the basic image (naked man, dick in hand, saying "Look what you do to me") came from an actress's experience with a relatively well-known writer I know as well. I told them that gossip and we merged it with an older "guy in the van" idea. It provided hours of amusement at the bar.

It's always vans, isn't it? Never a car.

Hey! Hey! Look what you do to me. Look what you do to me. Take care of it for me.

We also had a boneless guy who lived in a Mason jar called Cobra Commander. That's about it for that one.

I really wish there were some filmmakers around here... I can play weird parts. I'd love to be Van Guy.

[eumaas]

Anybody here ever play a game of Vernon Hardapple? You know, go to a bar, pick a person and give them name and backstory, invent dialogue as they do their thing.

[threecoffins]

Anybody here ever play a game of Vernon Hardapple? You know, go to a bar, pick a person and give them name and backstory, invent dialogue as they do their thing.

Yes, that's a delightful game, though we never had a name for it. Also, if I'm ever in your neighbourhood, I'll be sure to stop by to shoot a Van Guy sketch.

[eumaas]

Anybody here ever play a game of Vernon Hardapple? You know, go to a bar, pick a person and give them name and backstory, invent dialogue as they do their thing.

Yes, that's a delightful game, though we never had a name for it. Also, if I'm ever in your neighbourhood, I'll be sure to stop by to shoot a Van Guy sketch.

Fantastic! I've got the perfect wifebeater for it.

The name comes from Wonder Boys (novel/film).

[threecoffins]

Anybody here ever play a game of Vernon Hardapple? You know, go to a bar, pick a person and give them name and backstory, invent dialogue as they do their thing.

Yes, that's a delightful game, though we never had a name for it. Also, if I'm ever in your neighbourhood, I'll be sure to stop by to shoot a Van Guy sketch.

Fantastic! I've got the perfect wifebeater for it.

The name comes from Wonder Boys (novel/film).

Seen the film but don't remember that reference.

[eumaas]

Anybody here ever play a game of Vernon Hardapple? You know, go to a bar, pick a person and give them name and backstory, invent dialogue as they do their thing.

Yes, that's a delightful game, though we never had a name for it. Also, if I'm ever in your neighbourhood, I'll be sure to stop by to shoot a Van Guy sketch.

Fantastic! I've got the perfect wifebeater for it.

The name comes from Wonder Boys (novel/film).

Seen the film but don't remember that reference.

this guy

[threecoffins]

Anybody here ever play a game of Vernon Hardapple? You know, go to a bar, pick a person and give them name and backstory, invent dialogue as they do their thing.

Yes, that's a delightful game, though we never had a name for it. Also, if I'm ever in your neighbourhood, I'll be sure to stop by to shoot a Van Guy sketch.

Fantastic! I've got the perfect wifebeater for it.

The name comes from Wonder Boys (novel/film).

Seen the film but don't remember that reference.

this guy

Ahhhh, I remember now.

[nsc]

I like Michelle Obama...she reminds me of Jackie O, albeit without the annoying whisper-voice. She's got style. And she's wicked smaaaaaht.

she's more jackie brown.

[eumaas]

I'm glad this thread evolved to the point where it covered up Matey's embarrassing gaffes.

[JennyB]

I like Michelle Obama...she reminds me of Jackie O, albeit without the annoying whisper-voice. She's got style. And she's wicked smaaaaaht.

she's more jackie brown.

Um....no, she's not.

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm glad this thread evolved to the point where it covered up Matey's embarrassing gaffes.

What if he's not embarrassed by them?