Michelle Obama

[matedog]

I'd much rather do her than that circus whore Laura Bush.

She seems to be toning down her blackness, which kind of sucks but will probably win more nervous white people votes. The part where they dragged the kids out was painful.

[Rat Patrol]

I'd much rather do her than that circus whore Laura Bush.

It's probably for the best. . .

[BostonBeaneater]

How about old Teddy Kennedy. Swan song.

[Mimi]

Toning down her blackness?

[eumaas]

Toning down her blackness?

Hoy knows not what he says.

[Wolter]

To move away from the Matey's Kooky Klan Rekruitment Cirkus:

I am convinced Laura Bush is addicted to Xanax. She has the same blank, glassy smile as one of my old coworkers who popped them like candy.

[Dr. Medulla]

Toning down her blackness?

Hoy knows not what he says.

He knows what he's saying. He just doesn't realize that he's saying it with his head up his ass.

[Dr. Medulla]

I am convinced Laura Bush is addicted to Xanax. She has the same blank, glassy smile as one of my old coworkers who popped them like candy.

I've thought the same thing. Either that or she's a row-butt. But there's definitely something absent in those eyes.

[Mimi]

I am convinced Laura Bush is addicted to Xanax. She has the same blank, glassy smile as one of my old coworkers who popped them like candy.

I've thought the same thing. Either that or she's a row-butt. But there's definitely something absent in those eyes.

Years of putting up with George.

[JennyB]

I like Michelle Obama...she reminds me of Jackie O, albeit without the annoying whisper-voice. She's got style. And she's wicked smaaaaaht.

[matedog]

Toning down her blackness?

Hoy knows not what he says.

He knows what he's saying. He just doesn't realize that he's saying it with his head up his ass.

The whole recanting of her "for the first time I'm proud of my country" line throughout the speech as well as emphasizing the whole hard work = success thing. It was purely to the nervous white people that think blacks are unsuccessful because they are lazy.

[matedog]

For the record, when I said "blackness" I didn't mean her saying like "What up my sistas? All these honkeys be frontin'!" I meant more of her less mainstream views that might stem from her being not white. The "For the first time in my life..." comment is a prime example.

[Dr. Medulla]

You ain't foolin' anyone, Mellencamp!

[Wolter]

You ain't foolin' anyone, Mellenkampf!

Jimmy Jazz'd.

[Dr. Medulla]

You ain't foolin' anyone, Mellenkampf!

Jimmy Jazz'd.

Can that be further altered so that we just start calling him John Cougar Meinkampf? The whole "this is our country" takes on a whole new meaning then.