He's Matey. The part of his brain dedicated to feeling embarrassment is non-operational. Keep in mind this is the originator of the Bruceling plan.Dr. Medulla wrote:What if he's not embarrassed by them?eumaas wrote:I'm glad this thread evolved to the point where it covered up Matey's embarrassing gaffes.
Michelle Obama
Re: Michelle Obama
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
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That's my point, tho—they aren't embarrassing gaffes to him. They aren't even gaffes in the grand scheme of his raptor brain.eumaas wrote:He's Matey. The part of his brain dedicated to feeling embarrassment is non-operational. Keep in mind this is the originator of the Bruceling plan.Dr. Medulla wrote:What if he's not embarrassed by them?eumaas wrote:I'm glad this thread evolved to the point where it covered up Matey's embarrassing gaffes.
Christ, the Bruceling plan doesn't seem that bad knowing that he's been in an REO Speedmansion, where he might have done some real reproductive damage to the human race.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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They're embarrassing for the rest of us.Dr. Medulla wrote:That's my point, tho—they aren't embarrassing gaffes to him. They aren't even gaffes in the grand scheme of his raptor brain.eumaas wrote:He's Matey. The part of his brain dedicated to feeling embarrassment is non-operational. Keep in mind this is the originator of the Bruceling plan.Dr. Medulla wrote:What if he's not embarrassed by them?eumaas wrote:I'm glad this thread evolved to the point where it covered up Matey's embarrassing gaffes.
Christ, the Bruceling plan doesn't seem that bad knowing that he's been in an REO Speedmansion, where he might have done some real reproductive damage to the human race.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
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The day Hoy's behaviour reflects on me is the day I submit to a gang tentacle rape.eumaas wrote:They're embarrassing for the rest of us.Dr. Medulla wrote:That's my point, tho—they aren't embarrassing gaffes to him. They aren't even gaffes in the grand scheme of his raptor brain.eumaas wrote:He's Matey. The part of his brain dedicated to feeling embarrassment is non-operational. Keep in mind this is the originator of the Bruceling plan.Dr. Medulla wrote:What if he's not embarrassed by them?eumaas wrote:I'm glad this thread evolved to the point where it covered up Matey's embarrassing gaffes.
Christ, the Bruceling plan doesn't seem that bad knowing that he's been in an REO Speedmansion, where he might have done some real reproductive damage to the human race.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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From earlier in the thread, the poem from the story premise. I think E's wank session was going to lead to him writing this song.
Ode To Flat Black©
Little tiny black boy,
Underneath the train.
Sorry you don’t breath now,
You had an undeveloped brain.
Now your family cries aloud,
Shouting to the skies.
I’m sorry little black ‘tard,
You can’t open your eyes.
Elvis had to do his deed,
He did it with great pride.
I’m sorry little black boy,
But retards have to die.
Shane also informed me that in the other story, E didn't take a shit on stage in a crystal bucket. It was a jewel-encrusted bucked. So, uh, yeah.
Ode To Flat Black©
Little tiny black boy,
Underneath the train.
Sorry you don’t breath now,
You had an undeveloped brain.
Now your family cries aloud,
Shouting to the skies.
I’m sorry little black ‘tard,
You can’t open your eyes.
Elvis had to do his deed,
He did it with great pride.
I’m sorry little black boy,
But retards have to die.
Shane also informed me that in the other story, E didn't take a shit on stage in a crystal bucket. It was a jewel-encrusted bucked. So, uh, yeah.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Michelle Obama
I stand by my sentiments. I did not present them in a good way, I will admit that.Dr. Medulla wrote:That's my point, tho—they aren't embarrassing gaffes to him. They aren't even gaffes in the grand scheme of his raptor brain.eumaas wrote:He's Matey. The part of his brain dedicated to feeling embarrassment is non-operational. Keep in mind this is the originator of the Bruceling plan.Dr. Medulla wrote:What if he's not embarrassed by them?eumaas wrote:I'm glad this thread evolved to the point where it covered up Matey's embarrassing gaffes.
Christ, the Bruceling plan doesn't seem that bad knowing that he's been in an REO Speedmansion, where he might have done some real reproductive damage to the human race.
As for helping Kevin Cronin move, I was only on Greatest Hits at that time. Born to Run was two years away. And don't think I don't regret that every waking moment.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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So much wanking to the wrong porn …matedog wrote:I stand by my sentiments. I did not present them in a good way, I will admit that.Dr. Medulla wrote:That's my point, tho—they aren't embarrassing gaffes to him. They aren't even gaffes in the grand scheme of his raptor brain.eumaas wrote:He's Matey. The part of his brain dedicated to feeling embarrassment is non-operational. Keep in mind this is the originator of the Bruceling plan.Dr. Medulla wrote:What if he's not embarrassed by them?eumaas wrote:I'm glad this thread evolved to the point where it covered up Matey's embarrassing gaffes.
Christ, the Bruceling plan doesn't seem that bad knowing that he's been in an REO Speedmansion, where he might have done some real reproductive damage to the human race.
As for helping Kevin Cronin move, I was only on Greatest Hits at that time. Born to Run was two years away. And don't think I don't regret that every waking moment.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft