Michelle Obama

[eumaas]

I'm glad this thread evolved to the point where it covered up Matey's embarrassing gaffes.

What if he's not embarrassed by them?

He's Matey. The part of his brain dedicated to feeling embarrassment is non-operational. Keep in mind this is the originator of the Bruceling plan.

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm glad this thread evolved to the point where it covered up Matey's embarrassing gaffes.

What if he's not embarrassed by them?

He's Matey. The part of his brain dedicated to feeling embarrassment is non-operational. Keep in mind this is the originator of the Bruceling plan.

That's my point, tho—they aren't embarrassing gaffes to him. They aren't even gaffes in the grand scheme of his raptor brain.

Christ, the Bruceling plan doesn't seem that bad knowing that he's been in an REO Speedmansion, where he might have done some real reproductive damage to the human race.

[eumaas]

I'm glad this thread evolved to the point where it covered up Matey's embarrassing gaffes.

What if he's not embarrassed by them?

He's Matey. The part of his brain dedicated to feeling embarrassment is non-operational. Keep in mind this is the originator of the Bruceling plan.

That's my point, tho—they aren't embarrassing gaffes to him. They aren't even gaffes in the grand scheme of his raptor brain.

Christ, the Bruceling plan doesn't seem that bad knowing that he's been in an REO Speedmansion, where he might have done some real reproductive damage to the human race.

They're embarrassing for the rest of us.

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm glad this thread evolved to the point where it covered up Matey's embarrassing gaffes.

What if he's not embarrassed by them?

He's Matey. The part of his brain dedicated to feeling embarrassment is non-operational. Keep in mind this is the originator of the Bruceling plan.

That's my point, tho—they aren't embarrassing gaffes to him. They aren't even gaffes in the grand scheme of his raptor brain.

Christ, the Bruceling plan doesn't seem that bad knowing that he's been in an REO Speedmansion, where he might have done some real reproductive damage to the human race.

They're embarrassing for the rest of us.

The day Hoy's behaviour reflects on me is the day I submit to a gang tentacle rape.

[Dr. Medulla]

From earlier in the thread, the poem from the story premise. I think E's wank session was going to lead to him writing this song.

Ode To Flat Black©

Little tiny black boy,
Underneath the train.
Sorry you don’t breath now,
You had an undeveloped brain.

Now your family cries aloud,
Shouting to the skies.
I’m sorry little black ‘tard,
You can’t open your eyes.

Elvis had to do his deed,
He did it with great pride.
I’m sorry little black boy,
But retards have to die.


Shane also informed me that in the other story, E didn't take a shit on stage in a crystal bucket. It was a jewel-encrusted bucked. So, uh, yeah.

[matedog]

I'm glad this thread evolved to the point where it covered up Matey's embarrassing gaffes.

What if he's not embarrassed by them?

He's Matey. The part of his brain dedicated to feeling embarrassment is non-operational. Keep in mind this is the originator of the Bruceling plan.

That's my point, tho—they aren't embarrassing gaffes to him. They aren't even gaffes in the grand scheme of his raptor brain.

Christ, the Bruceling plan doesn't seem that bad knowing that he's been in an REO Speedmansion, where he might have done some real reproductive damage to the human race.

I stand by my sentiments. I did not present them in a good way, I will admit that.

As for helping Kevin Cronin move, I was only on Greatest Hits at that time. Born to Run was two years away. And don't think I don't regret that every waking moment.

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm glad this thread evolved to the point where it covered up Matey's embarrassing gaffes.

What if he's not embarrassed by them?

He's Matey. The part of his brain dedicated to feeling embarrassment is non-operational. Keep in mind this is the originator of the Bruceling plan.

That's my point, tho—they aren't embarrassing gaffes to him. They aren't even gaffes in the grand scheme of his raptor brain.

Christ, the Bruceling plan doesn't seem that bad knowing that he's been in an REO Speedmansion, where he might have done some real reproductive damage to the human race.

I stand by my sentiments. I did not present them in a good way, I will admit that.

As for helping Kevin Cronin move, I was only on Greatest Hits at that time. Born to Run was two years away. And don't think I don't regret that every waking moment.

So much wanking to the wrong porn …