Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
revbob wrote:If TV has taught me anything this kid will grow up to be a serial killer
And torment a cop, cat and mouse style, preying on that cop's own unresolved demons due to a past failure. Back and forth, back and forth, until the cop catches the kid and at the same time finds resolution to his/her own emotional wounds.
In just under an hour with commercial breaks.

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Helicopter parenting: It's the law.
http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/free-ra ... d=29363859
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tepista wrote:most of these are new

http://www.dose.com/lists/3261/33-Kids- ... d358345dfb
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tepista wrote:most of these are new

http://www.dose.com/lists/3261/33-Kids- ... d358345dfb
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Marky Dread wrote:
tepista wrote:most of these are new

http://www.dose.com/lists/3261/33-Kids- ... d358345dfb
Best mission statement ever.
Agreed, and who doesn't like to fart?
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JennyB wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
tepista wrote:most of these are new

http://www.dose.com/lists/3261/33-Kids- ... d358345dfb
Best mission statement ever.
Agreed, and who doesn't like to fart?
Carlin: Kids love to fart. It's shit without the mess.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
tepista wrote:most of these are new

http://www.dose.com/lists/3261/33-Kids- ... d358345dfb
Best mission statement ever.
Agreed, and who doesn't like to fart?
Carlin: Kids love to fart. It's shit without the mess.
God, I miss him.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
tepista wrote:most of these are new

http://www.dose.com/lists/3261/33-Kids- ... d358345dfb
Best mission statement ever.
Agreed, and who doesn't like to fart?
Carlin: Kids love to fart. It's shit without the mess.
God, I miss him.
Sure was one of the good guys.
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My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
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We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

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JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
tepista wrote:most of these are new

http://www.dose.com/lists/3261/33-Kids- ... d358345dfb
Best mission statement ever.
Agreed, and who doesn't like to fart?
Carlin: Kids love to fart. It's shit without the mess.
God, I miss him.
One of the key figures in my intellectual, moral, and emotional development. I wish someone would do a serious biography of the man.
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"So all u dumb" is a solid, solid sentiment.
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:"So all u dumb" is a solid, solid sentiment.
quit tikin shyt.
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How do you pronounce Abcde?

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101Walterton wrote:How do you pronounce Abcde?
I actually looked it up cuz i was wondering the same thing.
This first name, pronounced “AB-si-dee,”
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