Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

[tepista]

Beach Cities 1, Valley 0

[tepista]

the first 2 are haikus

[tepista]

http://fox43.com/2015/02/26/pa-mom-arre ... d-to-orgy/

[Dr. Medulla]

http://fox43.com/2015/02/26/pa-mom-arre ... d-to-orgy/

Is four people enough for an orgy? /intentionally missing the point

[tepista]

http://fox43.com/2015/02/26/pa-mom-arre ... d-to-orgy/

Is four people enough for an orgy? /intentionally missing the point

it was the EP of orgies.

[Dr. Medulla]

http://fox43.com/2015/02/26/pa-mom-arre ... d-to-orgy/

Is four people enough for an orgy? /intentionally missing the point

it was the EP of orgies.

If I'm spending $3.99, it's not an orgy, even if the size of the sleeve fits in nicely with the proper orgy lp's.

[Rat Patrol]

But...what if it were, like, The Cost of Living EP of orgies? Like, such a worlds-destroying orgy that that every orgy after that was just a giant dick-deflating betrayal? INCLUDING the 36-guy, 6-sided orgy that had the children's interlude and got really buzzkill-weird at the end?

[Dr. Medulla]

But...what if it were, like, The Cost of Living EP of orgies? Like, such a worlds-destroying orgy that that every orgy after that was just a giant dick-deflating betrayal? INCLUDING the 36-guy, 6-sided orgy that had the children's interlude and got really buzzkill-weird at the end?

Depends on whether there's a commercial included at the end? And whether the other option involves Ellen Foley or some fucker with Watt-Roy's teeth.

[JoseUnidos]

But...what if it were, like, The Cost of Living EP of orgies? Like, such a worlds-destroying orgy that that every orgy after that was just a giant dick-deflating betrayal? INCLUDING the 36-guy, 6-sided orgy that had the children's interlude and got really buzzkill-weird at the end?

Depends on whether there's a commercial included at the end? And whether the other option involves Ellen Foley or some fucker with Watt-Roy's teeth.

...and if there's a dog involved.

[Dr. Medulla]

But...what if it were, like, The Cost of Living EP of orgies? Like, such a worlds-destroying orgy that that every orgy after that was just a giant dick-deflating betrayal? INCLUDING the 36-guy, 6-sided orgy that had the children's interlude and got really buzzkill-weird at the end?

Depends on whether there's a commercial included at the end? And whether the other option involves Ellen Foley or some fucker with Watt-Roy's teeth.

...and if there's a dog involved.

It's that attention to detail that separates the orgy connoisseur from some asshole in a mask looking to get off.

[Marky Dread]

But...what if it were, like, The Cost of Living EP of orgies? Like, such a worlds-destroying orgy that that every orgy after that was just a giant dick-deflating betrayal? INCLUDING the 36-guy, 6-sided orgy that had the children's interlude and got really buzzkill-weird at the end?

Depends on whether there's a commercial included at the end? And whether the other option involves Ellen Foley or some fucker with Watt-Roy's teeth.

...and if there's a dog involved.

It's that attention to detail that separates the orgy connoisseur from some asshole in a mask looking to get off.

Yes but at least...

"He wore a leather mask for his dinner guests
Totally nude and with deep respect"

[Dr. Medulla]

But...what if it were, like, The Cost of Living EP of orgies? Like, such a worlds-destroying orgy that that every orgy after that was just a giant dick-deflating betrayal? INCLUDING the 36-guy, 6-sided orgy that had the children's interlude and got really buzzkill-weird at the end?

Depends on whether there's a commercial included at the end? And whether the other option involves Ellen Foley or some fucker with Watt-Roy's teeth.

...and if there's a dog involved.

It's that attention to detail that separates the orgy connoisseur from some asshole in a mask looking to get off.

Yes but at least...

"He wore a leather mask for his dinner guests
Totally nude and with deep respect"

The snake always eats its tail in these discussions, doesn't it?

[Marky Dread]

Depends on whether there's a commercial included at the end? And whether the other option involves Ellen Foley or some fucker with Watt-Roy's teeth.

...and if there's a dog involved.

It's that attention to detail that separates the orgy connoisseur from some asshole in a mask looking to get off.

Yes but at least...

"He wore a leather mask for his dinner guests
Totally nude and with deep respect"

The snake always eats its tail in these discussions, doesn't it?

Always.

[revbob]

If TV has taught me anything this kid will grow up to be a serial killer

[Dr. Medulla]

If TV has taught me anything this kid will grow up to be a serial killer

And torment a cop, cat and mouse style, preying on that cop's own unresolved demons due to a past failure. Back and forth, back and forth, until the cop catches the kid and at the same time finds resolution to his/her own emotional wounds.