Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

Post by matedog » 06 Apr 2012, 12:15pm

JennyB wrote:I always thought VH Jr was a pretty cute baby, but looking back, he was just like any other baby. A blob.
Like I said, if/when I have baby Hoy, I'm going to think he's cute as hell. And i'm going to post some photos of him/her. That's understandable and good. I just am annoyed by those who post so damn many photos and post a baby making a weird face and we're all supposed to comment that it's cute, and then doing the same thing but with a professional photographer. Argh!
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

Post by JennyB » 06 Apr 2012, 12:26pm

matedog wrote:
JennyB wrote:I always thought VH Jr was a pretty cute baby, but looking back, he was just like any other baby. A blob.
Like I said, if/when I have baby Hoy, I'm going to think he's cute as hell. And i'm going to post some photos of him/her. That's understandable and good. I just am annoyed by those who post so damn many photos and post a baby making a weird face and we're all supposed to comment that it's cute, and then doing the same thing but with a professional photographer. Argh!
It's like those creepy Anne Geddes pictures.
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

Post by Rat Patrol » 10 May 2012, 2:09pm

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I swear, the Supermom fundamentalist war over breastfeeding is *this* close to erupting into fatwahs and IED explosions underneath hybrid SUV's. Freaks me the fuck out. :scared:
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

Post by JennyB » 10 May 2012, 5:27pm

Rat Patrol wrote:Image

I swear, the Supermom fundamentalist war over breastfeeding is *this* close to erupting into fatwahs and IED explosions underneath hybrid SUV's. Freaks me the fuck out. :scared:
It's super annoying. And the general in this war is Blossom herself. She is Miss Attachment Parenting and she is super judgy about it if you don't practice. I don't give a shit how people parent (as long as it's not abusive), but don't fucking judge me, either.
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Post by Spiff » 10 May 2012, 5:35pm

JennyB wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Image

I swear, the Supermom fundamentalist war over breastfeeding is *this* close to erupting into fatwahs and IED explosions underneath hybrid SUV's. Freaks me the fuck out. :scared:
It's super annoying. And the general in this war is Blossom herself. She is Miss Attachment Parenting and she is super judgy about it if you don't practice. I don't give a shit how people parent (as long as it's not abusive), but don't fucking judge me, either.
But judging mothers is what our society does best!

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Post by Silent Majority » 10 May 2012, 5:43pm

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Post by Marky Dread » 18 May 2012, 6:22pm

Heston wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:Are you talking about pooping?
I think we've just learned something about what L'il Hoy did under his bed.
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Isn't it bad enough Bono being a saint now you wanna make him a martyr.
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Post by 101Walterton » 18 May 2012, 8:14pm

Marky Dread wrote:
Heston wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:Are you talking about pooping?
I think we've just learned something about what L'il Hoy did under his bed.
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"I buy my soy-based accelerant at a co-op. Do you?"
Looks like the final U2 album cover after Bono died in a house fire.
Isn't it bad enough Bono being a saint now you wanna make him a martyr.
A billionaire martyr after yesterday.

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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

Post by Marky Dread » 18 May 2012, 9:53pm

101Walterton wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Heston wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: I think we've just learned something about what L'il Hoy did under his bed.
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"I buy my soy-based accelerant at a co-op. Do you?"
Looks like the final U2 album cover after Bono died in a house fire.
Isn't it bad enough Bono being a saint now you wanna make him a martyr.
A billionaire martyr after yesterday.
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

Post by 101Walterton » 18 May 2012, 10:01pm

Marky Dread wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Heston wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote: Image

"I buy my soy-based accelerant at a co-op. Do you?"
Looks like the final U2 album cover after Bono died in a house fire.
Isn't it bad enough Bono being a saint now you wanna make him a martyr.
A billionaire martyr after yesterday.

?
Thats how much he made from his shares in Facebook when it was floated on the stock market yesterday.

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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

Post by Marky Dread » 19 May 2012, 1:03am

101Walterton wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Heston wrote: Looks like the final U2 album cover after Bono died in a house fire.
Isn't it bad enough Bono being a saint now you wanna make him a martyr.
A billionaire martyr after yesterday.

?
Thats how much he made from his shares in Facebook when it was floated on the stock market yesterday.
Wow! just one more reason to hate Facebook then. It's second on my list of shit things after Twitter. Social fucking networking, how about saying hello to your neighbour every once in a while.
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

Post by Wolter » 19 May 2012, 2:56am

STAY OFF MARKY'S GODDAMN LAWN.
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Post by Marky Dread » 19 May 2012, 1:20pm

Wolter wrote:STAY OFF MARKY'S GODDAMN LAWN.
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