Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:Image
Driven by this crazy cat.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

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Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Image
Driven by this crazy cat.
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That strange cat was apparently a ballet dancer in his pre-acting days. Explains a lot about his sinister movement which always creeped me out.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Image
Driven by this crazy cat.
Image
That strange cat was apparently a ballet dancer in his pre-acting days. Explains a lot about his sinister movement which always creeped me out.
Evil looking fucker and those weird moves really were creepy. It's enough to turn a boy into a KISS fan.
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...oh and this.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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The Savile pic... :lol:
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:The Savile pic... :lol:
Looks really genuine, sadly he was for real. :scared:
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Forces have been looting
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Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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http://boston.com/community/moms/blogs/ ... _2012.html

Used to be you could make dirty playground limericks about your elementary school classmates' names with impunity without having to worry about little Billy Gaywad's copyright lawyers coming after you. I don't envy the world that Cubs McRib Wolter was just born into. X(

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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 ... d=ITP_AHED

With the Super Deluxe package, Jeeves will even fall on the ground so their precious vomit doesn't touch the same pavement the proles walk on. X(

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 ... d=ITP_AHED

With the Super Deluxe package, Jeeves will even fall on the ground so their precious vomit doesn't touch the same pavement the proles walk on. X(
Great, now I need to find something to punch.
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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tepista wrote:Kids say the darnedest, etc.

http://www.scarymommy.com/portraits-of-a-mother/
Makes me think of a friend whose boy had started school and she asked him what he thought of his teacher. He said, "She's okay. She's not fat like you."
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tepista wrote:Kids say the darnedest, etc.

http://www.scarymommy.com/portraits-of-a-mother/
Ha...I'm seeing this woman speak next week. I'll be sure and let her know that she made it to IMCT. :mrgreen:
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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