Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

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Wolter wrote:
tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:http://gawker.com/horny-mom-threw-teen- ... 1697948520

So how long does it take for Larry Flynt to offer this mother of the year a video deal?
Imagine being a dude who decided not to go to that party. "Britney's a bitch and her mom's gonna be there. I'm gonna play video games."
That totally would have been me. For every insane thing that happened to me at a party, there were at least 5 that I missed because they sounded lame.
Meanwhile, your high score in Pitfall is still there at some Charleston 7-11.
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http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20150 ... moms_.html

...and that was the field trip where Billy found out his mom dealt a little weed out of her dorm room for a couple semesters in college to help pay for books.

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20150 ... moms_.html

...and that was the field trip where Billy found out his mom dealt a little weed out of her dorm room for a couple semesters in college to help pay for books.
Hey, citizen, prove you're not a criminal in order to participate in society.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20150 ... moms_.html

...and that was the field trip where Billy found out his mom dealt a little weed out of her dorm room for a couple semesters in college to help pay for books.
Hey, citizen, prove you're not a criminal in order to participate in society.
#MyAuthoritahMatters

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tepista wrote:Image
Duggar thread is here: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=10158
:shifty:

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Rat Patrol wrote:
tepista wrote:Image
Duggar thread is here: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=10158
:shifty:
I laughed despite myself!
Chewing oot a rhythm on my bubblegum

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tepista wrote:Image
No wonder he's smiling.
Image

Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:Image
What a beautiful er ....
Image

Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Image
What a beautiful er ....
The artist did a fantastic job on the pink headband.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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25.25W, who is my youngest, started high school today!!
Got them in to the schools they wanted now it is up to them, my job is done :approve:

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101Walterton wrote:25.25W, who is my youngest, started high school today!!
Got them in to the schools they wanted now it is up to them, my job is done :approve:
Wait...I thought your job was done when college bills left you broke and pimping sheep to cover your debts? That's how parenting works in America.

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