If Music Could Talk

http://old.news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20111207 ... vity_brawl

Keep your hands outside the Nativity enclosure at all times. Once Baby Jesus gets a taste for human blood, we're gonna have to put him down.

This happened about four streets away from me! I'll probably know the people involved once their names are released.

Heston wrote:This happened about four streets away from me! I'll probably know the people involved once their names are released.

Joseph
Mary
Jesus
Three Wise Men (probably wearing disguises)
Donkey

Marky Dread wrote:

Heston wrote:This happened about four streets away from me! I'll probably know the people involved once their names are released.

Joseph
Mary
Jesus
Three Wise Men (probably wearing disguises)
Donkey

There's no virgins in Shields, mate.

Heston wrote:

Marky Dread wrote:

Heston wrote:This happened about four streets away from me! I'll probably know the people involved once their names are released.

Joseph
Mary
Jesus
Three Wise Men (probably wearing disguises)
Donkey

There's no virgins in Shields, mate.

She's not the virgin mary, just the caretakers wife.

But the War on Christmas hurts white people in the US; those other wars involve brown people with false gods.

One of my favorite Christmas songs: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colber ... eith-sings