Better luck tonight.Chuck Mangione wrote:Nope but it definitely was on his mind.Dr. Medulla wrote:Did Newt fuck you tenderly?Chuck Mangione wrote:I had a dream I went to a rally/debate thing where Newt Gingrich was and flicked him off and got in deep trouble because he had a lot of money and power and they said I had to deal with it after chasing me down. They were all like "you can't just do that, he's running for president and now you ruined his chance of winning." Bunch of big meanies. And I was wearing a yellow bird suit for some reason. Prankster me.
Why do presidential candidates keep getting dumber?
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Re: Why do presidential candidates keep getting dumber?
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Why do presidential candidates keep getting dumber?
Dr. Medulla wrote:Better luck tonight.Chuck Mangione wrote:Nope but it definitely was on his mind.Dr. Medulla wrote:Did Newt fuck you tenderly?Chuck Mangione wrote:I had a dream I went to a rally/debate thing where Newt Gingrich was and flicked him off and got in deep trouble because he had a lot of money and power and they said I had to deal with it after chasing me down. They were all like "you can't just do that, he's running for president and now you ruined his chance of winning." Bunch of big meanies. And I was wearing a yellow bird suit for some reason. Prankster me.
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Re: Why do presidential candidates keep getting dumber?
The Massachusetts Miracle, 2012 edition!Rat Patrol wrote:http://roundrockitmedia.com/2012/03/etc ... es-remark/
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Re: Why do presidential candidates keep getting dumber?
Here you go: http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/142183JennyB wrote:Chuck -- you keep forgetting that we have a perfect candidate right in our backyard:
WOLTER 2012. WHERE IS MY JETSONS SHIT?
Wolter, you're no longer needed.
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Re: Why do presidential candidates keep getting dumber?
Jet pack, shmetpack. Where is my god damn flying car?Dr. Medulla wrote:Here you go: http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/142183JennyB wrote:Chuck -- you keep forgetting that we have a perfect candidate right in our backyard:
WOLTER 2012. WHERE IS MY JETSONS SHIT?
Wolter, you're no longer needed.
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Re: Why do presidential candidates keep getting dumber?
Nick Fury and SHIELD have got that shit covered.JennyB wrote:Jet pack, shmetpack. Where is my god damn flying car?Dr. Medulla wrote:Here you go: http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/142183JennyB wrote:Chuck -- you keep forgetting that we have a perfect candidate right in our backyard:
WOLTER 2012. WHERE IS MY JETSONS SHIT?
Wolter, you're no longer needed.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft