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The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Posted: 05 Jan 2011, 2:57pm
by Rat Patrol
http://www.monstersandcritics.com/news/ ... edish-town

That's now 3 mass in-flight bird kills in one week, on 2 continents. X(

Must be alien atmospheric nuclear calibration time of year. Like changing your smoke detector batteries at the start of Daylight Savings Time.

Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Posted: 05 Jan 2011, 3:08pm
by Dr. Medulla
The question to be asked is whether this kind of thing is all that uncommon and is just normally not reported widely.

Either that or the Christians are right.

Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Posted: 06 Jan 2011, 12:55am
by Rat Patrol
Dr. Medulla wrote:The question to be asked is whether this kind of thing is all that uncommon and is just normally not reported widely.

Either that or the Christians are right.
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Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Posted: 06 Jan 2011, 4:41pm
by tepista
Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:The question to be asked is whether this kind of thing is all that uncommon and is just normally not reported widely.

Either that or the Christians are right.
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Matthew, makes the quote look like its from the bible

Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Posted: 06 Jan 2011, 5:55pm
by Chuck Mangione
tepista wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote: Image
Matthew, makes the quote look like its from the bible
HAHAHA

Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Posted: 13 Jan 2011, 11:24pm
by Rat Patrol
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41037289/ns ... ws-europe/

This is why natural selection deemed that ex-Clash guitarists can't fly.

Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Posted: 13 Jan 2011, 11:49pm
by Inder
Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41037289/ns ... ws-europe/

This is why natural selection deemed that ex-Clash guitarists can't fly.
Needs more ¡Cuba!

Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Posted: 23 Jan 2013, 5:24pm
by Rat Patrol
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/won ... n-landing/

Fools! You fail to account that Occam was a CIA plant.

Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Posted: 23 Jan 2013, 5:26pm
by Dr. Medulla
Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/won ... n-landing/

Fools! You fail to account that Occam was a CIA plant.
We must be getting too close to the truth that They are pushing back.

Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Posted: 25 Mar 2013, 4:07pm
by Rat Patrol
http://www.salon.com/2013/03/25/billy_c ... _theorist/

They were made for each other.

Truly. :rolleyes:

Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Posted: 25 Mar 2013, 4:13pm
by Silent Majority
They've accidentally used a stock photo of Karl Pilkington.

Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Posted: 25 Mar 2013, 4:15pm
by Dr. Medulla
Does that mean I'll have to revise my assessment of Corgan? No, wait, I already thought he was a dinktip.

Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Posted: 21 May 2013, 7:45pm
by Rat Patrol
http://www.salon.com/2013/05/21/alex_jo ... tornadoes/

Obama's Magic Weather Machine will be his TeapotDomeBenghaziWhitewater-gate!

Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Posted: 21 May 2013, 7:55pm
by Dr. Medulla
Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.salon.com/2013/05/21/alex_jo ... tornadoes/

Obama's Magic Weather Machine will be his TeapotDomeBenghaziWhitewater-gate!
The capacity of the right-wing mind to hold the position that government is incompetent at the most simple tasks yet capable—and culpable—of pulling off massive feats of reality manipulation and now meteorological control is nothing short of amazing. Government: Can't make the DMV work, but it can pull off elaborate natural disasters.

Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Posted: 16 Jul 2013, 9:41am
by Dr. Medulla
So B informs me that the woman who runs her fitness studio only uses some brand of toothpaste that I've never heard of because she and her husband believe that all the other brands contain mind-controlling chemicals. And who is behind this? Our old friends the Freemasons, of course. The part that intrigues me most, I think, is how this one brand has withstood the Freemason assault on our minds.

Winston rinsed, spat, and smiled at himself in the mirror. He loved Big Brother.