The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

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The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Post by Rat Patrol » 05 Jan 2011, 2:57pm

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/news/ ... edish-town

That's now 3 mass in-flight bird kills in one week, on 2 continents. X(

Must be alien atmospheric nuclear calibration time of year. Like changing your smoke detector batteries at the start of Daylight Savings Time.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 05 Jan 2011, 3:08pm

The question to be asked is whether this kind of thing is all that uncommon and is just normally not reported widely.

Either that or the Christians are right.
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Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Post by Rat Patrol » 06 Jan 2011, 12:55am

Dr. Medulla wrote:The question to be asked is whether this kind of thing is all that uncommon and is just normally not reported widely.

Either that or the Christians are right.
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Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Post by tepista » 06 Jan 2011, 4:41pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:The question to be asked is whether this kind of thing is all that uncommon and is just normally not reported widely.

Either that or the Christians are right.
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Post by Chuck Mangione » 06 Jan 2011, 5:55pm

tepista wrote:
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Matthew, makes the quote look like its from the bible
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Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Post by Rat Patrol » 13 Jan 2011, 11:24pm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41037289/ns ... ws-europe/

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Post by Inder » 13 Jan 2011, 11:49pm

Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41037289/ns ... ws-europe/

This is why natural selection deemed that ex-Clash guitarists can't fly.
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Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Post by Rat Patrol » 23 Jan 2013, 5:24pm

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/won ... n-landing/

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 23 Jan 2013, 5:26pm

Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/won ... n-landing/

Fools! You fail to account that Occam was a CIA plant.
We must be getting too close to the truth that They are pushing back.
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Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Post by Rat Patrol » 25 Mar 2013, 4:07pm

http://www.salon.com/2013/03/25/billy_c ... _theorist/

They were made for each other.

Truly. :rolleyes:
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Post by Silent Majority » 25 Mar 2013, 4:13pm

They've accidentally used a stock photo of Karl Pilkington.
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Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 25 Mar 2013, 4:15pm

Does that mean I'll have to revise my assessment of Corgan? No, wait, I already thought he was a dinktip.
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Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Post by Rat Patrol » 21 May 2013, 7:45pm

http://www.salon.com/2013/05/21/alex_jo ... tornadoes/

Obama's Magic Weather Machine will be his TeapotDomeBenghaziWhitewater-gate!
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Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 21 May 2013, 7:55pm

Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.salon.com/2013/05/21/alex_jo ... tornadoes/

Obama's Magic Weather Machine will be his TeapotDomeBenghaziWhitewater-gate!
The capacity of the right-wing mind to hold the position that government is incompetent at the most simple tasks yet capable—and culpable—of pulling off massive feats of reality manipulation and now meteorological control is nothing short of amazing. Government: Can't make the DMV work, but it can pull off elaborate natural disasters.
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Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 16 Jul 2013, 9:41am

So B informs me that the woman who runs her fitness studio only uses some brand of toothpaste that I've never heard of because she and her husband believe that all the other brands contain mind-controlling chemicals. And who is behind this? Our old friends the Freemasons, of course. The part that intrigues me most, I think, is how this one brand has withstood the Freemason assault on our minds.

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