Oh, SC...

[JennyB]

SC teaches the Holocaust with predictably clumsy results:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/3 ... 65762.html

Wolter's in-laws must be VERY patient.

Kidding aside, Charleston has a large enough Jewish population to have its own Holocaust Memorial. The rest of the state? Not so much...

In the colonial days, Charleston was home to the largest Jewish population in North America.

[Dr. Medulla]

Oddly, a Holocaust Memorial, but not much by way of a SLAVERY memorial.

We can only say "never again" to one atrocity …

[Dr. Medulla]

Tennessee: We're More Than Just Scopes

[Marky Dread]

Tennessee: We're More Than Just Scopes

How fucking backwards is that? I'm stunned in this day and age that something like that could exist.

[Dr. Medulla]

Tennessee: We're More Than Just Scopes

How fucking backwards is that? I'm stunned in this day and age that something like that could exist.

Carlin, as he so often did, hit the nail on the head: "When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."

[JennyB]

Tennessee: We're More Than Just Scopes

How are kids supposed to walk across the street safely? How are groups of school kids supposed to tour the Chicago Art Museum now? WON'T THEY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

[Dr. Medulla]

Tennessee: We're More Than Just Scopes

How are kids supposed to walk across the street safely? How are groups of school kids supposed to tour the Chicago Art Museum now? WON'T THEY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

Statistics totally not just made up by me show that 87% of museum visits* end in unwed pregnancies and 99.9999999% of rapes start while walking across a street. So, aren't you the monster, hmm?

* Creationist museums excepted.

[Rat Patrol]

Tennessee: We're More Than Just Scopes

How are kids supposed to walk across the street safely? How are groups of school kids supposed to tour the Chicago Art Museum now? WON'T THEY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

Statistics totally not just made up by me show that 87% of museum visits* end in unwed pregnancies and 99.9999999% of rapes start while walking across a street. So, aren't you the monster, hmm?

* Creationist museums excepted.

What about Creationist amusement parks? I used to work summers in a heathen regular amusement park and the perv watch staffers for the waterslide changing rooms were always busy. Plus the warehouse and some food stands' walk-in fridges were basically a gigantic employee fuckfest. I'm going to presume some of the time with gay stuff too. What airtight applicant screening procedures does Six Flags' Jesus Adventure employ to ensure that only the chaste and righteous get through the door? AIR-TIGHT. 'Cause only He possesses absolutely flawless gaydar, based upon all available evidence from his most devoted practitioners.

[Dr. Medulla]

Tennessee: We're More Than Just Scopes

How are kids supposed to walk across the street safely? How are groups of school kids supposed to tour the Chicago Art Museum now? WON'T THEY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

Statistics totally not just made up by me show that 87% of museum visits* end in unwed pregnancies and 99.9999999% of rapes start while walking across a street. So, aren't you the monster, hmm?

* Creationist museums excepted.

What about Creationist amusement parks? I used to work summers in a heathen regular amusement park and the perv watch staffers for the waterslide changing rooms were always busy. Plus the warehouse and some food stands' walk-in fridges were basically a gigantic employee fuckfest. I'm going to presume some of the time with gay stuff too. What airtight applicant screening procedures does Six Flags' Jesus Adventure employ to ensure that only the chaste and righteous get through the door? AIR-TIGHT. 'Cause only He possesses absolutely flawless gaydar, based upon all available evidence from his most devoted practitioners.

[JennyB]

Nobody caught my Ferris Beuller reference.

[Dr. Medulla]

Nobody caught my Ferris Beuller reference.

I caught it. My muse told me to go for a stats tangent.

(Insert mathtits joke …)

[JennyB]

Nobody caught my Ferris Beuller reference.

I caught it. My muse told me to go for a stats tangent.

(Insert mathtits joke …)

What kind of museums are you going to, anyway?

[Dr. Medulla]

Nobody caught my Ferris Beuller reference.

I caught it. My muse told me to go for a stats tangent.

(Insert mathtits joke …)

What kind of museums are you going to, anyway?

The Museum of Gateway Sex in Chattanooga, for one.

[Dr. Medulla]

Greenville, SC man does not like the Internet: http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2012/05/20 ... e-anymore/

[Dr. Medulla]