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Re: Hey limeys

Posted: 30 Apr 2018, 11:30pm
by Wolter
Kory wrote:
30 Apr 2018, 8:14pm
Heston wrote:
30 Apr 2018, 4:49pm
Here's an article for all the Yanks with their perfect teeth...

https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/humour ... in-untrue/
#4 seems like it would contradict #2.
I love that in #1 they think we’re talking about tooth decay and not the perception we actually have that the English all have crooked horse teeth (I won’t make fun of the yellowing because I’m a lifelong coffee drinker so my teeth aren’t pearly either).

Re: Hey limeys

Posted: 30 Apr 2018, 11:33pm
by Wolter
Wolter wrote:
30 Apr 2018, 11:30pm
Kory wrote:
30 Apr 2018, 8:14pm
Heston wrote:
30 Apr 2018, 4:49pm
Here's an article for all the Yanks with their perfect teeth...

https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/humour ... in-untrue/
#4 seems like it would contradict #2.
I love that in #1 they think we’re talking about tooth decay and not the perception we actually have that the English all have crooked horse teeth (I won’t make fun of the yellowing because I’m a lifelong coffee drinker so my teeth aren’t pearly either).
Follow-up: re #2 - considering every single “American” accent I’ve ever seen done by a UK actor is either “bad Texan” or “bad Midwesterner,” I think they can chill.

Re: Hey limeys

Posted: 01 May 2018, 12:27am
by 101Walterton
What is with the “they”? 😂

Re: Hey limeys

Posted: 01 May 2018, 9:22am
by WestwayKid
Wolter wrote:
30 Apr 2018, 11:30pm
Kory wrote:
30 Apr 2018, 8:14pm
Heston wrote:
30 Apr 2018, 4:49pm
Here's an article for all the Yanks with their perfect teeth...

https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/humour ... in-untrue/
#4 seems like it would contradict #2.
I love that in #1 they think we’re talking about tooth decay and not the perception we actually have that the English all have crooked horse teeth (I won’t make fun of the yellowing because I’m a lifelong coffee drinker so my teeth aren’t pearly either).
Yeah, that's always been my impression, too! :mrgreen:

Re: Hey limeys

Posted: 01 May 2018, 9:29am
by Marky Dread
You lot are a bunch of stereotypical stereotypes.

Just like me.
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Re: Hey limeys

Posted: 01 May 2018, 10:53am
by Wolter
101Walterton wrote:
01 May 2018, 12:27am
What is with the “they”? 😂
It’s a gender neutral pronoun because I didn’t bother to read the author byline.

Re: Hey limeys

Posted: 01 May 2018, 3:14pm
by 101Walterton
Wolter wrote:
01 May 2018, 10:53am
101Walterton wrote:
01 May 2018, 12:27am
What is with the “they”? 😂
It’s a gender neutral pronoun because I didn’t bother to read the author byline.
Good comeback especially as their name is Alex.

Re: Hey limeys

Posted: 01 May 2018, 4:53pm
by Marky Dread
101Walterton wrote:
01 May 2018, 3:14pm
Wolter wrote:
01 May 2018, 10:53am
101Walterton wrote:
01 May 2018, 12:27am
What is with the “they”? 😂
It’s a gender neutral pronoun because I didn’t bother to read the author byline.
Good comeback especially as their name is Alex.
I never liked they I always preferred them.

Re: Hey limeys

Posted: 09 Jul 2018, 5:54am
by Silent Majority
David Davis has resigned, a new test for May to continue to limpet on to power.

Re: Hey limeys

Posted: 09 Jul 2018, 7:20am
by hairydot61
Silent Majority wrote:
09 Jul 2018, 5:54am
David Davis has resigned, a new test for May to continue to limpet on to power.
In the words of the great Catherine tate "__ _ ________?"

Sorry that last quote was redacted on account of I never voted them in and I never voted Leave, so by all accounts :fuck:
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Re: Hey limeys

Posted: 09 Jul 2018, 9:30am
by 101Walterton
hairydot61 wrote:
09 Jul 2018, 7:20am
Silent Majority wrote:
09 Jul 2018, 5:54am
David Davis has resigned, a new test for May to continue to limpet on to power.
In the words of the great Catherine tate "__ _ ________?"

Sorry that last quote was redacted on account of I never voted them in and I never voted Leave, so by all accounts :fuck:
UK Specific
Talking of Catherine Tate not only am I going to see her live in November it is in our small local theatre 😊

Re: Hey limeys

Posted: 09 Jul 2018, 10:20am
by Marky Dread
Silent Majority wrote:
09 Jul 2018, 5:54am
David Davis has resigned, a new test for May to continue to limpet on to power.
Boris gone now also. You can hear the faint cry of "Women and Children first" if you listen intently.

Re: Hey limeys

Posted: 09 Jul 2018, 10:53am
by Dr. Medulla
There is so much awful in the world, but seeing these soulless predators turn on each other does offer some satisfaction.

Re: Hey limeys

Posted: 09 Jul 2018, 11:30am
by hairydot61
101Walterton wrote:
09 Jul 2018, 9:30am
hairydot61 wrote:
09 Jul 2018, 7:20am
Silent Majority wrote:
09 Jul 2018, 5:54am
David Davis has resigned, a new test for May to continue to limpet on to power.
In the words of the great Catherine tate "__ _ ________?"

Sorry that last quote was redacted on account of I never voted them in and I never voted Leave, so by all accounts :fuck:
UK Specific
Talking of Catherine Tate not only am I going to see her live in November it is in our small local theatre 😊
Oh don't, I nearly gave away the punchline!, she's not toured for a while but has got good reviews from past shows, I love live comedy but miss half of it due to no subtitles!, going mutton as they say, if Sean Locke tours out your way I recommend seeing him, saw him in Falmouth a couple of years ago and my face was sore from laughing, you could be in for a treat ;)
...She ain't going to have many ministers left at this rate, but ...am I boovered?

Re: Hey limeys

Posted: 09 Jul 2018, 12:30pm
by Silent Majority
Sounds like we got a No Confidence vote a-brewing.