Thanks a lot, Obama.gkbill wrote: ↑13 Nov 2023, 11:14pmHello,Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Nov 2023, 7:36pmI’m wrangling for Deputy Minister of Kicking Serious Ass.Low Down Low wrote: ↑13 Nov 2023, 6:50pmImagine you're heading off on a foreign jaunt, meeting politicians and dignitaries from all over the world and you introduce yourself with, "Hi I'm Esther, I'm the minister for common sense". People will laugh at you, you absolute moron. Honestly, just when you think these idiots cant get any worse.
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They could not find a better candidate imho. I'm just across the street, churning out bulletins for the Department of Truth, Communications and General GaslightingDr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Nov 2023, 7:36pmI’m wrangling for Deputy Minister of Kicking Serious Ass.Low Down Low wrote: ↑13 Nov 2023, 6:50pmImagine you're heading off on a foreign jaunt, meeting politicians and dignitaries from all over the world and you introduce yourself with, "Hi I'm Esther, I'm the minister for common sense". People will laugh at you, you absolute moron. Honestly, just when you think these idiots cant get any worse.
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You've been very successful in your job—public ignorance continues to grow at a brisk 5.2% clip annually. The shareholders have been very pleased.Low Down Low wrote: ↑14 Nov 2023, 3:51amThey could not find a better candidate imho. I'm just across the street, churning out bulletins for the Department of Truth, Communications and General GaslightingDr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Nov 2023, 7:36pmI’m wrangling for Deputy Minister of Kicking Serious Ass.Low Down Low wrote: ↑13 Nov 2023, 6:50pmImagine you're heading off on a foreign jaunt, meeting politicians and dignitaries from all over the world and you introduce yourself with, "Hi I'm Esther, I'm the minister for common sense". People will laugh at you, you absolute moron. Honestly, just when you think these idiots cant get any worse.
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Feeding the people with shit like mushrooms and keeping them in the dark is what we do. We aim to serve, no more nor less.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Nov 2023, 7:26amYou've been very successful in your job—public ignorance continues to grow at a brisk 5.2% clip annually. The shareholders have been very pleased.Low Down Low wrote: ↑14 Nov 2023, 3:51amThey could not find a better candidate imho. I'm just across the street, churning out bulletins for the Department of Truth, Communications and General GaslightingDr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Nov 2023, 7:36pmI’m wrangling for Deputy Minister of Kicking Serious Ass.Low Down Low wrote: ↑13 Nov 2023, 6:50pmImagine you're heading off on a foreign jaunt, meeting politicians and dignitaries from all over the world and you introduce yourself with, "Hi I'm Esther, I'm the minister for common sense". People will laugh at you, you absolute moron. Honestly, just when you think these idiots cant get any worse.
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When you return to your office, there's going to be a new swimming pool inside. Don't worry, the taxpayers will pick up the tab.Low Down Low wrote: ↑14 Nov 2023, 8:29amFeeding the people with shit like mushrooms and keeping them in the dark is what we do. We aim to serve, no more nor less.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Nov 2023, 7:26amYou've been very successful in your job—public ignorance continues to grow at a brisk 5.2% clip annually. The shareholders have been very pleased.Low Down Low wrote: ↑14 Nov 2023, 3:51amThey could not find a better candidate imho. I'm just across the street, churning out bulletins for the Department of Truth, Communications and General GaslightingDr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Nov 2023, 7:36pmI’m wrangling for Deputy Minister of Kicking Serious Ass.Low Down Low wrote: ↑13 Nov 2023, 6:50pmImagine you're heading off on a foreign jaunt, meeting politicians and dignitaries from all over the world and you introduce yourself with, "Hi I'm Esther, I'm the minister for common sense". People will laugh at you, you absolute moron. Honestly, just when you think these idiots cant get any worse.
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I'm claiming the title of "Minister of Punitive Puns".
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A subsection of the Ministry of Offence.
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Sign on door.
Please come back later as no one here gives a fuck.!
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A mirror on the door, underneath it a name plate reading "Asshole."Marky Dread wrote: ↑14 Nov 2023, 9:30amSign on door.
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Beautifully engraved on brass using Comic Sans.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Nov 2023, 9:36amA mirror on the door, underneath it a name plate reading "Asshole."Marky Dread wrote: ↑14 Nov 2023, 9:30amSign on door.
Please come back later as no one here gives a fuck.!
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Comic Sans is the chef's kiss (off) here.Marky Dread wrote: ↑14 Nov 2023, 9:54amBeautifully engraved on brass using Comic Sans.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Nov 2023, 9:36amA mirror on the door, underneath it a name plate reading "Asshole."Marky Dread wrote: ↑14 Nov 2023, 9:30amSign on door.
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Oh shit.
Got a Rake? Sure!
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I posted that one here before. It's well worth posting again though. That sweaty nonce is a disgrace.
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