Hey limeys

[Dr. Medulla]

Imagine you're heading off on a foreign jaunt, meeting politicians and dignitaries from all over the world and you introduce yourself with, "Hi I'm Esther, I'm the minister for common sense". People will laugh at you, you absolute moron. Honestly, just when you think these idiots cant get any worse.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/20 ... nse-sunak/

I’m wrangling for Deputy Minister of Kicking Serious Ass.

Hello,

James Brown was the original Minister of Funk. After he passed, the Department folded.

Thanks a lot, Obama.

[Low Down Low]

Imagine you're heading off on a foreign jaunt, meeting politicians and dignitaries from all over the world and you introduce yourself with, "Hi I'm Esther, I'm the minister for common sense". People will laugh at you, you absolute moron. Honestly, just when you think these idiots cant get any worse.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/20 ... nse-sunak/

I’m wrangling for Deputy Minister of Kicking Serious Ass.

They could not find a better candidate imho. I'm just across the street, churning out bulletins for the Department of Truth, Communications and General Gaslighting

[Dr. Medulla]

Imagine you're heading off on a foreign jaunt, meeting politicians and dignitaries from all over the world and you introduce yourself with, "Hi I'm Esther, I'm the minister for common sense". People will laugh at you, you absolute moron. Honestly, just when you think these idiots cant get any worse.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/20 ... nse-sunak/

I’m wrangling for Deputy Minister of Kicking Serious Ass.

They could not find a better candidate imho. I'm just across the street, churning out bulletins for the Department of Truth, Communications and General Gaslighting

You've been very successful in your job—public ignorance continues to grow at a brisk 5.2% clip annually. The shareholders have been very pleased.

[Low Down Low]

Imagine you're heading off on a foreign jaunt, meeting politicians and dignitaries from all over the world and you introduce yourself with, "Hi I'm Esther, I'm the minister for common sense". People will laugh at you, you absolute moron. Honestly, just when you think these idiots cant get any worse.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/20 ... nse-sunak/

I’m wrangling for Deputy Minister of Kicking Serious Ass.

They could not find a better candidate imho. I'm just across the street, churning out bulletins for the Department of Truth, Communications and General Gaslighting

You've been very successful in your job—public ignorance continues to grow at a brisk 5.2% clip annually. The shareholders have been very pleased.

Feeding the people with shit like mushrooms and keeping them in the dark is what we do. We aim to serve, no more nor less.

[Dr. Medulla]

Imagine you're heading off on a foreign jaunt, meeting politicians and dignitaries from all over the world and you introduce yourself with, "Hi I'm Esther, I'm the minister for common sense". People will laugh at you, you absolute moron. Honestly, just when you think these idiots cant get any worse.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/20 ... nse-sunak/

I’m wrangling for Deputy Minister of Kicking Serious Ass.

They could not find a better candidate imho. I'm just across the street, churning out bulletins for the Department of Truth, Communications and General Gaslighting

You've been very successful in your job—public ignorance continues to grow at a brisk 5.2% clip annually. The shareholders have been very pleased.

Feeding the people with shit like mushrooms and keeping them in the dark is what we do. We aim to serve, no more nor less.

When you return to your office, there's going to be a new swimming pool inside. Don't worry, the taxpayers will pick up the tab.

[Marky Dread]

I'm claiming the title of "Minister of Punitive Puns".

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm claiming the title of "Minister of Punitive Puns".

A subsection of the Ministry of Offence.

[Marky Dread]

I'm claiming the title of "Minister of Punitive Puns".

A subsection of the Ministry of Offence.

Sign on door.
Please come back later as no one here gives a fuck.!

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm claiming the title of "Minister of Punitive Puns".

A subsection of the Ministry of Offence.

Sign on door.
Please come back later as no one here gives a fuck.!

A mirror on the door, underneath it a name plate reading "Asshole."

[Marky Dread]

I'm claiming the title of "Minister of Punitive Puns".

A subsection of the Ministry of Offence.

Sign on door.
Please come back later as no one here gives a fuck.!

A mirror on the door, underneath it a name plate reading "Asshole."

Beautifully engraved on brass using Comic Sans.

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm claiming the title of "Minister of Punitive Puns".

A subsection of the Ministry of Offence.

Sign on door.
Please come back later as no one here gives a fuck.!

A mirror on the door, underneath it a name plate reading "Asshole."

Beautifully engraved on brass using Comic Sans.

Comic Sans is the chef's kiss (off) here.

[Dr. Medulla]

[JennyB]

Oh shit.

[Dr. Medulla]

[Marky Dread]

I posted that one here before. It's well worth posting again though. That sweaty nonce is a disgrace.