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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/1 ... weird-news

None of that fluoride crap for Merry Olde England's drinking water!

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This is the most awesome thing I have ever read about the British.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
This is the most awesome thing I have ever read about the British.
It comes at a price of leading the world in drownings by straw.
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We sprinkle it on our Corn Flakes for breakfast. Why don't you?
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Marky Dread wrote:We sprinkle it on our Corn Flakes for breakfast. Why don't you?
6 gallons of tap water usually makes my bowl of Froot Loops a little mushy.



Man, Purpley must have to piss like a racehorse like 8 times a day.

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Rat Patrol wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:We sprinkle it on our Corn Flakes for breakfast. Why don't you?
6 gallons of tap water usually makes my bowl of Froot Loops a little mushy.



Man, Purpley must have to piss like a racehorse like 8 times a day.

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Rat Patrol wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:We sprinkle it on our Corn Flakes for breakfast. Why don't you?
6 gallons of tap water usually makes my bowl of Froot Loops a little mushy.

Try using milk instead then. The coke get into the water supply when we do the washing up. Who would put water on their breakfast cereals? seriously Americans have a lot to learn. :shifty:
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That's using yer shed!

Deed canny lot, oop in Hestonland. :shifty:
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biopunk wrote:That's using yer shed!

Deed canny lot, oop in Hestonland. :shifty:
Shedlock!
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biopunk wrote:That's using yer shed!

Deed canny lot, oop in Hestonland. :shifty:
North Shields is an industrial wasteland of six-fingered gargoyles. South is where it's at.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Heston wrote:
biopunk wrote:That's using yer shed!

Deed canny lot, oop in Hestonland. :shifty:
North Shields is an industrial wasteland of six-fingered gargoyles. South is where it's at.
Is it true South Shields has never elected a Tory MP? :scared:
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biopunk wrote:
Heston wrote:
biopunk wrote:That's using yer shed!

Deed canny lot, oop in Hestonland. :shifty:
North Shields is an industrial wasteland of six-fingered gargoyles. South is where it's at.
Is it true South Shields has never elected a Tory MP? :scared:
Yes. They don't even come second around these parts.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Heston wrote:
biopunk wrote:
Heston wrote:
biopunk wrote:That's using yer shed!

Deed canny lot, oop in Hestonland. :shifty:
North Shields is an industrial wasteland of six-fingered gargoyles. South is where it's at.
Is it true South Shields has never elected a Tory MP? :scared:
Yes. They don't even come second around these parts.
Labour --> LibDem --> Cons ---> UKIP?
Chewing oot a rhythm on my bubblegum
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biopunk wrote:
Heston wrote:
biopunk wrote:
Heston wrote:
biopunk wrote:That's using yer shed!

Deed canny lot, oop in Hestonland. :shifty:
North Shields is an industrial wasteland of six-fingered gargoyles. South is where it's at.
Is it true South Shields has never elected a Tory MP? :scared:
Yes. They don't even come second around these parts.
Labour --> LibDem --> BPBP ---> UKIP?
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty

We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Heston wrote:
biopunk wrote:That's using yer shed!

Deed canny lot, oop in Hestonland. :shifty:
North Shields is an industrial wasteland of six-fingered gargoyles. South is where it's at.
Oi :angry: My Grandad was from North Shields, and I've the extra digit to prove it ;)
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