Last spring, as the presidential campaign was in full roar, Jonathan decided the term conservatism was so misused that he needed to write a book explaining it. He received a computer from his maternal grandfather for his 13th birthday. “In the Jewish culture in which my mom was raised, 13 is a big deal,” he said. “But since I’m a Jewish Christian, I don’t do a bar mitzvah.” (Decades ago, his mother became a Baptist.)
EDIT:
Jonathan apologetically described the book as a “first effort.” The second edition, he said, will have less about Thomas Jefferson and more about Alexander Hamilton and James Monroe.
Yeah, I'd expect so, since the modern Republican Party is Hamiltonian as fuck.
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Last spring, as the presidential campaign was in full roar, Jonathan decided the term conservatism was so misused that he needed to write a book explaining it. He received a computer from his maternal grandfather for his 13th birthday. “In the Jewish culture in which my mom was raised, 13 is a big deal,” he said. “But since I’m a Jewish Christian, I don’t do a bar mitzvah.” (Decades ago, his mother became a Baptist.)
EDIT:
Jonathan apologetically described the book as a “first effort.” The second edition, he said, will have less about Thomas Jefferson and more about Alexander Hamilton and James Monroe.
Yeah, I'd expect so, since the modern Republican Party is Hamiltonian as fuck.
Because Hamilton was a closet monarchist.
Wow, a Jewish Baptist named Jonathan. If I were Jewish, that would describe me at 12. By 13, though, I had outgrown that God BS. So clearly this kid isn't that smart[/Dawkins]
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
On a whim, I googled "Aaron Burr society," on the hopes that I'd find some domestic terrorist group dedicated to assassinating Republicans. What I found was curiously ironic.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Dr. Medulla wrote:On a whim, I googled "Aaron Burr society," on the hopes that I'd find some domestic terrorist group dedicated to assassinating Republicans. What I found was curiously ironic.
Ha!
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
Dr. Medulla wrote:Well, there's the Alaskan ditz. There's the Bayou Indian exorcist Mr. Rogers. There's the unlicensed plumber guy. And now there's a smart aleck thirteen year old. Seriously. The frat boy and the Bond villain don't look so ridiculous anymore …
"Jonathan Krohn: 13-Year-Old Conservative Wunderkind Wows CPAC, Joe The Plumber"
Dr. Medulla wrote:Well, there's the Alaskan ditz. There's the Bayou Indian exorcist Mr. Rogers. There's the unlicensed plumber guy. And now there's a smart aleck thirteen year old. Seriously. The frat boy and the Bond villain don't look so ridiculous anymore …
"Jonathan Krohn: 13-Year-Old Conservative Wunderkind Wows CPAC, Joe The Plumber"
And Joe The Plumber is NOT wowed easily!
I prefer the term "Sam the Media Whore." It's slightly more accurate.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
Dr. Medulla wrote:Well, there's the Alaskan ditz. There's the Bayou Indian exorcist Mr. Rogers. There's the unlicensed plumber guy. And now there's a smart aleck thirteen year old. Seriously. The frat boy and the Bond villain don't look so ridiculous anymore …
"Jonathan Krohn: 13-Year-Old Conservative Wunderkind Wows CPAC, Joe The Plumber"
And Joe The Plumber is NOT wowed easily!
I prefer the term "Sam the Media Whore." It's slightly more accurate.
I was hoping the best thing about the election being over is never having to hear about that fuck again.
Well, second best - first would be Palin. Who seems to have gone away now. Though I enjoyed her porno.
Dr. Medulla wrote:Well, there's the Alaskan ditz. There's the Bayou Indian exorcist Mr. Rogers. There's the unlicensed plumber guy. And now there's a smart aleck thirteen year old. Seriously. The frat boy and the Bond villain don't look so ridiculous anymore …
"Jonathan Krohn: 13-Year-Old Conservative Wunderkind Wows CPAC, Joe The Plumber"
And Joe The Plumber is NOT wowed easily!
I prefer the term "Sam the Media Whore." It's slightly more accurate.
I was hoping the best thing about the election being over is never having to hear about that fuck again.
Well, second best - first would be Palin. Who seems to have gone away now. Though I enjoyed her porno.
Glad that she's found time to explore her artistic side.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Dr. Medulla wrote:Well, there's the Alaskan ditz. There's the Bayou Indian exorcist Mr. Rogers. There's the unlicensed plumber guy. And now there's a smart aleck thirteen year old. Seriously. The frat boy and the Bond villain don't look so ridiculous anymore …
"Jonathan Krohn: 13-Year-Old Conservative Wunderkind Wows CPAC, Joe The Plumber"
And Joe The Plumber is NOT wowed easily!
That's funny that a guy named Krohn would wow a plumber. Get it?
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
Dr. Medulla wrote:Well, there's the Alaskan ditz. There's the Bayou Indian exorcist Mr. Rogers. There's the unlicensed plumber guy. And now there's a smart aleck thirteen year old. Seriously. The frat boy and the Bond villain don't look so ridiculous anymore …
"Jonathan Krohn: 13-Year-Old Conservative Wunderkind Wows CPAC, Joe The Plumber"
And Joe The Plumber is NOT wowed easily!
That's funny that a guy named Krohn would wow a plumber. Get it?
Is that a Krohn's disease reference?
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
Dr. Medulla wrote:Well, there's the Alaskan ditz. There's the Bayou Indian exorcist Mr. Rogers. There's the unlicensed plumber guy. And now there's a smart aleck thirteen year old. Seriously. The frat boy and the Bond villain don't look so ridiculous anymore …
"Jonathan Krohn: 13-Year-Old Conservative Wunderkind Wows CPAC, Joe The Plumber"
And Joe The Plumber is NOT wowed easily!
That's funny that a guy named Krohn would wow a plumber. Get it?
Is that a Krohn's disease reference?
Yeah, though spelled with a K and not a C. I haz made a funny.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
Dr. Medulla wrote:Well, there's the Alaskan ditz. There's the Bayou Indian exorcist Mr. Rogers. There's the unlicensed plumber guy. And now there's a smart aleck thirteen year old. Seriously. The frat boy and the Bond villain don't look so ridiculous anymore …
"Jonathan Krohn: 13-Year-Old Conservative Wunderkind Wows CPAC, Joe The Plumber"
And Joe The Plumber is NOT wowed easily!
That's funny that a guy named Krohn would wow a plumber. Get it?
Is that a Krohn's disease reference?
Yeah, though spelled with a K and not a C. I haz made a funny.
Then I do get it.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson