The Future of the Republican Party

[Dr. Medulla]

Aww, c'mon guys. It's unfair to compare these nutjobs to Hoy. Especially since, apart from pooping, banging Asian chicks is Hoy's biggest passion.

I'm just giving him the business.

I know. I was giving him the business too. Since he likes to deny his deep-rooted desire to bang Asians.

If he ran into a redheaded Asian praising Terry Chimes while wearing a Springsteen T-Shirt, his head would explode.

Would her carrying a rice cooker filled with brown rice change the result meaningfully?

[Wolter]

Aww, c'mon guys. It's unfair to compare these nutjobs to Hoy. Especially since, apart from pooping, banging Asian chicks is Hoy's biggest passion.

I'm just giving him the business.

I know. I was giving him the business too. Since he likes to deny his deep-rooted desire to bang Asians.

If he ran into a redheaded Asian praising Terry Chimes while wearing a Springsteen T-Shirt, his head would explode.

Would her carrying a rice cooker filled with brown rice change the result meaningfully?

Possibly, but I suspect it would be evened out by her encyclopedic knowledge of The Hills.

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm just giving him the business.

I know. I was giving him the business too. Since he likes to deny his deep-rooted desire to bang Asians.

If he ran into a redheaded Asian praising Terry Chimes while wearing a Springsteen T-Shirt, his head would explode.

Would her carrying a rice cooker filled with brown rice change the result meaningfully?

Possibly, but I suspect it would be evened out by her encyclopedic knowledge of The Hills.

I suspect whether his colon was full or not at that point would also influence matters.

[Wolter]

I know. I was giving him the business too. Since he likes to deny his deep-rooted desire to bang Asians.

If he ran into a redheaded Asian praising Terry Chimes while wearing a Springsteen T-Shirt, his head would explode.

Would her carrying a rice cooker filled with brown rice change the result meaningfully?

Possibly, but I suspect it would be evened out by her encyclopedic knowledge of The Hills.

I suspect whether his colon was full or not at that point would also influence matters.

Doesn't it always?

[Dr. Medulla]

If he ran into a redheaded Asian praising Terry Chimes while wearing a Springsteen T-Shirt, his head would explode.

Would her carrying a rice cooker filled with brown rice change the result meaningfully?

Possibly, but I suspect it would be evened out by her encyclopedic knowledge of The Hills.

I suspect whether his colon was full or not at that point would also influence matters.

Doesn't it always?

I lack the data (and desire) to ascertain whether his rate of wrongness is meaningfully correlated with the amount of shit in his colon.

edit: Every time I use the word "ascertain," memories of this KitH sketch makes me feel like a dork.
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[eumaas]

Wow. Read the comments too. Some of my comrades are in there. Jesus, this guy takes the cake. And he's not even an orthodox republican, he's some kind of paleocon!
http://www.politicalbyline.com/2009/07/ ... ttacks-me/

[Flex]

Wow. Read the comments too. Some of my comrades are in there. Jesus, this guy takes the cake. And he's not even an orthodox republican, he's some kind of paleocon!
http://www.politicalbyline.com/2009/07/ ... ttacks-me/

This is... this is surreal.

[modskin]

Well, there's the Alaskan ditz. There's the Bayou Indian exorcist Mr. Rogers. There's the unlicensed plumber guy. And now there's a smart aleck thirteen year old. Seriously. The frat boy and the Bond villain don't look so ridiculous anymore …

Jeez, they're really grabbing at straws. I would encourage everyone who likes to laugh at the right-wingers to check out this HBO doc, Right America Feeling Wronged. Good Stuff.

http://www.hbo.com/docs/programs/righta ... index.html

This is on Youtube in multiple parts.. I'm 2 and a half minutes into it and I already want to break things into little tiny pieces.

Last week, I think, someone suggested making it into a weekly series. It'd be a fascinating and entertaining glimpse into paranoia and other delusions.

The girl and I watched the whole thing last night and it's still mindboggling.

[eumaas]

Wow. Read the comments too. Some of my comrades are in there. Jesus, this guy takes the cake. And he's not even an orthodox republican, he's some kind of paleocon!
http://www.politicalbyline.com/2009/07/ ... ttacks-me/

This is... this is surreal.

Sorry, I am not interested in having this debate with you. I believe in a rule of law. Your questions are non-sequitur with me, because they are rooted in fallacy and in a political position that I disagree with.

If someone does not pay property taxes, then the Government has the right to take said property. It’s called abiding by the law.

This is first and last thing I will say about that subject. Do not try and bait me or I will delete the comment and ban you from here, permanently.

In fact, I am closing the comments as of now, because quite frankly, I am sick of this debate. I am a Conservative/Right-Libertarian; and I do not chose to debate my positions with anyone. I believe in the rule of law.

Thanks for the fun, but I’ve had enough.

[Dr. Medulla]

Yes, Sarah, split the right to save America from the liberals in both parties.

[Dr. Medulla]

One of the side effects of Obama's election—and in retrospect I guess we shouldn't have been surprised—is that it's fostered an open racism that we haven't really seen since the Civil Rights era. It never went away, of course, but went more for code and in the shadows.
http://imgur.com/DPKRo.jpg

edit: Big picture. Changed to link.

[Flex]

One of the side effects of Obama's election—and in retrospect I guess we shouldn't have been surprised—is that it's fostered an open racism that we haven't really seen since the Civil Rights era. It never went away, of course, but went more for code and in the shadows.
http://imgur.com/DPKRo.jpg

edit: Big picture. Changed to link.

See... it's funny because black people listen to rap music.

[Dr. Medulla]

One of the side effects of Obama's election—and in retrospect I guess we shouldn't have been surprised—is that it's fostered an open racism that we haven't really seen since the Civil Rights era. It never went away, of course, but went more for code and in the shadows.
http://imgur.com/DPKRo.jpg

edit: Big picture. Changed to link.

See... it's funny because black people listen to rap music.

But it's shocking because I never realized that David Letterman was a racist.

[Flex]

One of the side effects of Obama's election—and in retrospect I guess we shouldn't have been surprised—is that it's fostered an open racism that we haven't really seen since the Civil Rights era. It never went away, of course, but went more for code and in the shadows.
http://imgur.com/DPKRo.jpg

edit: Big picture. Changed to link.

See... it's funny because black people listen to rap music.

But it's shocking because I never realized that David Letterman was a racist.

I remember that episode. The minstrel show with those guys in blackface was awkward.

[Dr. Medulla]

One of the side effects of Obama's election—and in retrospect I guess we shouldn't have been surprised—is that it's fostered an open racism that we haven't really seen since the Civil Rights era. It never went away, of course, but went more for code and in the shadows.
http://imgur.com/DPKRo.jpg

edit: Big picture. Changed to link.

See... it's funny because black people listen to rap music.

But it's shocking because I never realized that David Letterman was a racist.

I remember that episode. The minstrel show with those guys in blackface was awkward.

Schaffer ruined it by joining in. As usual.